The best gaper quotes

ppl that arent even riding walks onto the hill, one to another: you see those bumps there? they go over them and catch air.
on the lift, it was me and this guy. he says to me: ah yuu profreshhinaal? i reply: no, but its cool that you think i am. kudos to him, he didn't ask me if i can backflip
at a ski club meeting, kid that thinks he's the shit says: oh yeah, i can grind some rails on my twintips
"BAR DOWN!!"
in the lift line, some child behind me says to his friend: look, his board has banana technology! (referring to my board) its one of those skate bananas! my brother has one, its like 800 dollars.it actually cost around $480, this happened after i moved to canada and errthang here is more expensive so idk
"yo do a 180"
at tremblant, me and two others were headed towards a park. one of them was a groomer skier, he was clearly pussying out, that look of uncertainty on his face when we told him we were going to the park was priceless. right before we dropped into the run where the park is, he goes: guys im gonna go back. im cold.
my dad is really uptight. i was watching a tom wallisch edit, he says: you don't ski, (i snowboard) don't waste your time watching that
at the school library i was watching torstein's triple, and this guy comes up, sees what im watching and goes: ohh myy godd, you are obsessed with snowboarding. stop it, like, just stop.i wanted to hit him in the face
not really gaper but funny"i will bring my gps and track speed and distance. its a guy thing."
 
i had no backflips in my season edit, but misty 9's, sw 9s etc. and people who watched it thougt that seen as there were no backflips it wasnt good
 
so what he never heard of line ? i had afterbang and got that a lot . i mean its not a well known company and that doesnt make him a gaper he's probably like a racer lol
 
a comment of a picture of a dude standing at the top of a run on facebook "sic pic. but boarders suck, they cant bomb down a hill."nerd comment on the same pic
"waiting for everyone to respawn so jeff can snipe them all again."

 
well pretty much anytime your dad is engaged in anything but his work (tv, newspaper, billboards...) you can say that to him

 
In hopes to revive this thread, I will post some of my quotes.
1. I was riding up the lift on mt. hood on a perfect bluebird powder day with a clear view of the top, and a little kid on the chair screamed out "WOW, IS THAT MT. SAINT HELENS?!?!?!" I cant really blame him for it though, he was only probably 5-6 years old.
2. I was talking about skiing with a gaper girl at my school who claimed she could do helicopters (she had only skied for 3 days), and i asked her what a helicopter was (i know what it is, dont worry) and she said "its when you spin 360 degrees around on the snow." I kept telling her to do a heli you had to go off a jump, but she didnt believe me...
3. My last one is probably the funniest (or at least it was at the time.) My friend Zach (bigairkid) was getting coached by Jeff Curry one day (hes a windells coach, in todays VOD) and we were all riding up the park lift together at timberline. before the lift goes into the trees, you can see the last few features of the big park (dfd, s rail, wallride, and flat down i think). we look over and see some little kid, probably 6-7 years old completely straddling the s-rail, using the rail to pull himself along. we all burst out laughing, including jeff. it was pretty funny at the time.
 
In my very own attempt to revive this thread and counter so many bullshit stories, I'm going to restate the biggest gaper moment I've ever witnessed.
Riding up a lift I looked over and there was an Indian family eating lunch at the picnic table in the terrain park. As in sitting down on the seats with their food on the table. The table was on an elevated area and everything...but hey.....
 
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is already an almost exact same story posted here, the only variant being that the location was Norway.
 
dad to his wife and 3 kids...."lets ski down the stunt ditch..." [halfpipe]
then proceeded to snake his wife and kids in a wedge through the middle of the pipe!?
 
gaper on the chair with buddy and I, when asked where the good snow was, did not know what we meant be good snow. After explaining that it was the powder snow we liked he responded : "i dont know , i only ski the piste." he was also nice enough to warn us of the danger.
 
even if you are the polar opposite of a gaper, you can still ask where the good snow is. like if you havent skied at that mountain and you want to find a pow stash
 
not really gaper quotes but whatever :ok so i guy at my school recently got into skiing , so here it goes :
*on a picture of my friend with the air red * Wow dude you oakley G suit is so awesome !!!*girfriend of my friend* : whats a g-suit ? Gaper guy : hahahha your so clueless you dont know simon dumont ? the g-suit is his pro-model !!!

*while talking of backyard jibbin* heyy dude what kida rail do you have in your makeupp !!!

i really want to buy a fourdrop suit along with some firstfront skis ! it would look dope !

Tramping with him : * double cork * Steezy double back !

funiest one in my opinon ! DUDE i just got my full TITS
 
not really gaper quotes but whatever :ok so i guy at my school recently got into skiing , so here it goes :
*on a picture of my friend with the air red * Wow dude you oakley G suit is so awesome !!!*girfriend of my friend* : whats a g-suit ? Gaper guy : hahahha your so clueless you dont know simon dumont ? the g-suit is his pro-model !!!

*while talking of backyard jibbin* heyy dude what kida rail do you have in your makeupp !!!

i really want to buy a fourdrop suit along with some firstfront skis ! it would look dope !

Tramping with him : * double cork * Steezy double back !

funiest one in my opinon ! DUDE i just got my full TITS
 
so i work in a shop and we had a guy call about tunes. we told him our prices and he said that he would be down in about an hour.

when he got to my shop he came in with just his boots and asked for a full tune. i asked him where his skis were and he told me he didnt bring them cause they were new, heonly needed the boots done.

completely true, i actuly just walked away from him to avoid laghing in his face
 
my grandmother looked at my 180 double times, which stand at about twice her hight, and she looked all the way up to the top and said:

"what are these for?"
 
It kinda cracks me up because everyone talks shit about gapers behind there backs, but when they ask a legitiment question like, "Which run is the easiest" We are all super nice and tell them were to go.
 
this is what seperates skiers from snowboarders, snowboarders take it to the next level and would tell them the hardest run
 
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