The best drinking game, EVER

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this is random, but i am going to let you guys in on one of the single most fun games ever, and it is garenteed to get your drunker than fuck, very quickly. we invented it last year at school, and ever since, its been a hit.

get on your computer, or Dig out your old nintendo 64. We prefer using an emulator on the comp, cause we bought some controlers and the graphics are crisper. anyhow. dig out Mario Kart 64. Yup, that childish animated, horribly unrealistic game you used to play when your were 12 is about to become fun again.

the game is called Drinking Kart 64.

for 2 players, play the grand prix races, 150cc. whatever your position at the end of each race, thats how many drinks. where it gets tricky, is if you dont finish higher than 4th, you have to replay the level. its a downward spiral. if your feeling adventurous, double or triple it up. weve done quads. thats 32 drinks for last place. it hurts.

for more than 2 players, either race and double it up, or play battle. the Battles are great, cause every time you loose a balloon, you take a drink. winner hands out a certain number of drinks at the end.

it may seem a lil goofy, but trust me, it rivals beer pong. so much fun to play with your bros.

 
no i like his way but where i disagree is that mario cart never lost it's fun, especially during spring break at the mountain
 
mario kart is the shit anyways, super dope game hahha fuck, i used to be the mario kart champ
 
"we don't play games here, we just drink"

i don't really drink, but that seems to be the quote of my town
 
Yah mario kart is the best game out there, besides super mario 64. but good idea. or play Halo and every time you die you drink.
 
we play with beer. haha, yea, 32 shots? youd be dead.

and im not hatin on the kart, its a great game, but its FAR more fun with brewskis.
 
ok let me first start off by saying ... 32 beers? now lets be serious here.... ok im done
 
dude thats cool and all but i usaly dont drink with just a few kids. if im lookin to get drunk ill just play the game wehre you have to drink every 3 words that you speak
 
no no no you have it all wrong the best game ever is sloshed fighter. rember street fighter II? well you play that and if you lose a round you take a shot and if you get perfected you take 2 shots. a very intense and entertaining game.
 
im going to go with the halo thing, because i owned at that game.

my friends played their N64's all of the fucking time, so id get my ass kicked if i did that
 
This one game my friend told me about is called Beer Bat. So basically you cut out the bottom of a plastic baseball bat (down by the handle) and poke a small whole in the other side. So you pour a whole beer in where you cut the origional hole and plug the hole on the other side so that the beer doesnt leak. One person takes the bat filled with beer and lets go of the hole and pounds it. The other people count how many seconds it takes them to down the beer and after the person finishes they have to spin in a full circle for the same number of seconds it took them to drink the beer. You have to do it with your head down facing the ground with the bat in front of you. Once you do all your spins, one of your friends throws your empty beer can at you and you have to hit it. If you dont then you have to do it all over agian. Its a really funny ass game cause people always eat shit and once your about 7-9 innings deep your pretty trashed. I once went 9 innings with my friend and it took 3 tries to hit the beer the last time. I was gooooooooooone.
 
Beer pong is way funner, than that mario kart game or whatever the hell. If anyone who reads this has ever played bar curling... they'll agree, that is the funnest drinking game of all time.
 
i'd never play kart on a comp, ever heard of authenticity? talk about ruining a classic. sheeeesh.
 
Well for anyone who doesn't know what bar curling is, one person stands at each end of a cleaned and waxed bar. They take turns sliding empty beer bottles across. There is a line about a foot away from the end and one about 6 inches away, and a thick line at the end of the bar. If the bottle touches or surpasses the first line, the person on the receiving end takes 1 drink. For the second line 3 drinks. If it reaches the thick line, its 6 drinks, and if it hangs over, its a slam. SOOOO fun.
 
ha ha we already do that. ha ha ha. it works. we also did when ever you go down a place while raciing you drink the place you went to.
 
I like the sounds of this.

Except my buddy comes first every fucking time on the gamecube version.
 
i wish i had N64. mario kart was glorious. this game sounds amazing so i might have to buy a used one for like 15$
 
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