The Best Chinese Fortune Cookies

[Deezy]

what are the beat one I've seen? also with endings like "-in bed" or "-with corpuses"
Today I got You are the life of the party... with corpuses.

what are the best you've got ns?

 

[ROOS.]

wut

 

[Evilchris]

"In matters of opinion, you know best"

 

[.AR6rider.]

I got one once that said "pass the bill to the person on your left."

Too bad I was eating carryout by myself...

 

[soulskier]

great things will come to you if you look for them...in bed

great things will come to you if you look for them...in corpses

 

[trettzilla]

i got one that said "USA"

 

[Deezy]

sorry, posted from INS and u've went to i've,stupid autocorrect

 

[541]

I got one that said " Go fuck yourself, that was a shitty tip"

 

[Jamestown]

"You will find love on Flag Day"

 

[mommy]

"drink a dragon pee-pee!"