The best bumper sticker you've ever seen

"Quit Mass'n Up New Hampshire". on the back of my car. also is saw a huge "speak english or get the fuck out" decal when i unfortunately got stuck in nascar traffic once.
 
I was in north carolina and saw these

"guns don't kill people, I do!"

"US marines, one way ticket to allah"

of course there were tons of bumper stickers slapped onto the window of this faded red truck, metal was rusting, some dents, the driver had a similar appearance as well. definitely a crazy vietnam veteren.
 
how many of you know what music video this is from without looking it up
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This will take some wikipedia for you lesser knowledgeable 12 year olds to understand. I usually hate stickers that say Elect Obama! or Elect bush! or Reelect Obama! But the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen was an "Elect Gore 2000" sticker that was modified with sharpie to read "Reelect Gore 2004". I peed when I saw it. Political joke anybody?
 
I have one that says SMOKE WEED.
Thats pretty cool probably not the best cop deterrent but i have another one that saysNo fucks are given in my jeep.

 
don't face palm me child. I'm an adult and i can have a bumper sticker that says smoke weed on my car. I have an edibles med card from colorado and as long as i'm not under the influence of marijuana while i drive i can have so much weed on me at any given time. I face palm you !!!! but seriously like i said it's probably a horrible idea to have thathahahah
 
You are just a young blood young blood. I'm twenty. But you're not really young at all. Happy early birthday! I hope you get money from someone and get drunk with your friends. Have a blast!
 
I wasn't arguing or fighting with him at all... this is the internet I don't take it seriously. But i'll internet fight you any time any place. As long as its on the internet and were both online.
 
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road dome in progress." it wa on a convertible, with a 40 yr old man and his 2 kids inside. daa fuck?
 
"proud parent of an autistic child"

these ones piss me off so much, like its so obvious that its parents who are trying to convince themselves that they love their children so they need to make a statement to every car on the highway.
 
This wasn't on the road, but someones tail flap on their sled said "I support single moms" with a picture of a stripper on a pole. I was kinda disgusted..
 
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One thing, not a bumper sticker, almost made me wreck my car I was laughing so hard. I came up behind a beat up 1970's Plymouth. It had a "Baby on board" sign in the back window. Next to that in the back window was a baby doll, nailed to a board and wrapped in barbed wire. It was complete with fake blood. The people in the car were hardcore punks, complete with green Mohawk.

It was kind of like this, but prominently displayed in the back window of the car.

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