the best birthday present ever.

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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ok second best... darryl's mom wearing nothing but a bow... that would take best... but no. I get my cast off on the 5th. yeay for me... not that anyone cares. but I thought it was a better topic than a black capped chickadee. hmm. la la la

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
Hey hun...

U having fun watching Birds????

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
dave the best present for you would be a 13 year old pre pubesent girl with nothing but a bow

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
damn u weiner u beat me to it

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you got a 11 year old Korean girl in a box?

I'm a fuckin hellbound trapped up in L-town, and after drinks and shit, I'll have your bitch spellbound.
 
if u shop at the gap or at nike u get a free korean kid with any purchase over $200

If Newton's 3rd Law is true(every action has an equal and opposite reaction) then I could take a dump in space, the poo would shoot one way and I would go the other! SCIENCE RULES!
 
nice! I hope it healed all nice and stuff.

Now will you ever bounce again? Should I bring a heavier icepack to throw at you next time?

 
hey now - that was below the belt...

Darryl Hunt

well now i just don't know what to put for my signature. hey look, it's snowing out.
 
you are all dead. especially weiner. I dont care if you are huge - and enjoy trying to ass rape me. I am still gona kick your ass.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
haha lineski good one, i think a good bday present is natalie prtman with a bow and nothin else but thats just me and that probably wont ever happen so o well

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I got Natalie Portman for my birthday this year. My bro got me a cardboard cut-out of her... best bday present ever.

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The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
you should get a new foot (and some shoulders) for your b-day dave.

Darryl Hunt

well now i just don't know what to put for my signature. hey look, it's snowing out.
 
Darryl... coming from Dave? every shot is below the belt.

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hmm.....Darryl and Dave enough said!!

' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
 
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