The 'Be the NS Bitch' contests

how do you get kicked out of a public pool? like, somebody complained and the lifeguard threw you out?

then again.. i could see how having a dick on your head would be offensive lol.
 
Yeah they said they could get me for indecent exposure because the large outline of a dick on my head was pretty indecent and offensive. Plus I was bringing a lot of attention to myself tossing on the diving boards compared to the other n00bs using them.
 
dickheads are offensive an they don't kick them out of public pools

they actually hire many lifeguards that fit that criteria, such bullshit
 
Alex was 3rd. Although his haircut was quite phenomenal there were two others who had him beat. The winner has been notified and I'm still waiting to hear back from him, and if I haven't by tomorrow night I'll award it to the 2nd place winner (who has also been notified of the situation). After that, I'll be posting the top three entries for you to marvel at.
 
depends on the boarder crossing, big huge ones are assholes, little ones in the middle of nowhere always let it slide
 
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