The Bad Pun Thread

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LET IT BEGIN...

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
 
Channel 7: 'What happened here son?'

Kid: 'Well in scouts I learned how to rub two sticks together to start a fire. Now my cock is toast and my mom knows I'm a faggot!'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
 
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa, HOLYYY SHIT!!! jonas, i can't remember the las time i laughed that hard

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
'Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
 
Richard Pryor Blowjob?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
 
if only nelly were here... his inspirational music could save that poor child...and this is not a pun.

subtle part of the ott crew
 
AHHAHAHAHAHA beautiful jonas.

waoh, talk about burning during urination.

This picture must be after a crazy night of screeching passion with your cappuchin monkey.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
ahahhahahahahahhaha, that was holarious jonas

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
damn, that guy's pretty fired up huh.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
he makes me hot, hahahahahahahhaha, no

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
Why does it hurt when I pee - I got it from the toilet seat (Frank Zappa)

Uhh doc I got a problem

-Ya whats that son

Uhh what does it mean when you go piss and fire shoot out your dick?

-Let me get this straight you get a burning sensation when you urinate?

No doc, I mean flames shoot out my dick, took a piss the other day and nearly burnt down my bathroom, now my mom makes me piss outside...

(Eddy Murphy)

 
The trees are barking for me to thrust my pelvis.

'Cheif Wiggam, look at the clues. This suit burns better.'

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
He was hot for Jay.

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
I think I dropped a nickel.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
Lemme get that for you.

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
Thank you Tak. Much appreciated.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
WHAT PENIS ENVY ??!>

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Nutsliders of the flaming rail beware.

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
Just think NBA Jam and it might be funny:

''HE'S ON FIRE!!!''

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
haha yeah 'hes on FIREeeeee'

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i think he was HOT for you...

he's got a hothead...

not a way to get HEAD in life...

what a BURN...

that sort of thing could get a man FIRED...

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

so what are your likes and dislikes?

'well i like burning things...and i dislike things that dont burn'
 
Look Ma I can Fart Out My Pee Hole - Wheres A Lighter I'll Prove It

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