skiing_is_religion
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if i dont get snow here i have a new plan, desperate as it may seem, you can understand that it is only for me to be able to ski again. ok here it goes.
The plan: Take Over the World and build a big thing to periodically block out the sun.
The means at which to make the plan possible: ok first we start with all the retarded kids, get them on our side, they could do some damage. Next we go for the blind(wut do they need the sun for anyways), we could trick them, tell them if they help us kill millions of people they will be able to see again, but we say it in a nicer way maybe like: Alright sonny all you got to do is hold that trigger down and spin around, and we will have you seeing again in now time. As they go into battle we laugh and mutter your an idiot. So after all the blind people and retarded kids are used up in battle against bush we set up a summer home in a remote place in the arctic circle. We employ the deaf to build us nuclear weapons and we focus our next attack on all of chinas enemies. We turn china and japan on our side but make sure they are still rivals. they will fight to the death for our allegiance and then we get our newly recruited ninjas to stir up a fight between the two. So now with a good bit of the worlds population wiped out we give Europe some good threats about how if they dont bow down we will nuke them, and for them to build a huge thing to block out the sun. and everybody lived happily ever after( exept all the dead people)
Dear all,
i hope i have offended you
The plan: Take Over the World and build a big thing to periodically block out the sun.
The means at which to make the plan possible: ok first we start with all the retarded kids, get them on our side, they could do some damage. Next we go for the blind(wut do they need the sun for anyways), we could trick them, tell them if they help us kill millions of people they will be able to see again, but we say it in a nicer way maybe like: Alright sonny all you got to do is hold that trigger down and spin around, and we will have you seeing again in now time. As they go into battle we laugh and mutter your an idiot. So after all the blind people and retarded kids are used up in battle against bush we set up a summer home in a remote place in the arctic circle. We employ the deaf to build us nuclear weapons and we focus our next attack on all of chinas enemies. We turn china and japan on our side but make sure they are still rivals. they will fight to the death for our allegiance and then we get our newly recruited ninjas to stir up a fight between the two. So now with a good bit of the worlds population wiped out we give Europe some good threats about how if they dont bow down we will nuke them, and for them to build a huge thing to block out the sun. and everybody lived happily ever after( exept all the dead people)
Dear all,
i hope i have offended you
