The Bachelor (abc tv show)

13776090:doublecup said:
First off the Bachelor is butt ugly. Like honestly the guys face is fucking goofy looking.

I don't know why the guy wants to date these whores. If I was the Bachelor it would almost be science fiction based.

I'd just run thru them like an evolved Pokemon in its last form. I would be rotating the chicks and they'd just be flying off the tip of my dick one by one.

Danielle L has that mole on her lip that is nasty as fuck.

I like Ida. Ida sounds like a Jewish name, and I kinda hope she is, because if that is the case I'd like her even more and looking at her would make my dick 10 times harder.

Everyone else on that show is nasty as fuck, especially the ethnic chicks. Like my god those ethic chicks look like straight up creatures. Lets be real here, the only reason those ethnic chicks are on the show is so the station doesn't get sued for racism.
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he looks like Tumnus from Narnia

[img=]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/180px-Mr_Tumnus-1-.jpg[/img]
 
13791612:Sno. said:
he looks like Tumnus from Narnia

[img=]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/180px-Mr_Tumnus-1-.jpg[/img]
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the bachelor has a really bad receding hairline

his forehead looks humongous
 
Anyone who can take the time to do this stupid show don't have a real job. Also vocal fry is a prime indicator of having zero intelligence.
 
13792314:skierman said:
Anyone who can take the time to do this stupid show don't have a real job. Also vocal fry is a prime indicator of having zero intelligence.
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Skip to 3:05 to hear how these morons talk.
 
13792316:skierman said:
Skip to 3:05 to hear how these morons talk.
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if you look at the profiles of the girls, they call claim to have jobs (mostly sales and marketing)

yo are you a big stern fan? i havent seen any members on here interested in stern but i listen and watch all his videos
 
13792323:doublecup said:
if you look at the profiles of the girls, they call claim to have jobs (mostly sales and marketing)

yo are you a big stern fan? i havent seen any members on here interested in stern but i listen and watch all his videos
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They don't like Stern because they're idiot children who have the attention span of a gnat.

Yeah isn't that incredible how all the contestants are in sales/marketing? AKA they're hired on their looks and having basic mental capabilities like memory.

All the people on these shows are terrible human beings. They represent everything terrible with civilization.

"Hi, This is Sal"
 
13792333:skierman said:
They don't like Stern because they're idiot children who have the attention span of a gnat.

Yeah isn't that incredible how all the contestants are in sales/marketing? AKA they're hired on their looks and having basic mental capabilities like memory.

All the people on these shows are terrible human beings. They represent everything terrible with civilization.

"Hi, This is Sal"
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have u seen all the wack pack stern shows, like yucko the clown, eric the midget, joey boots, etc.
 
13792333:skierman said:
They don't like Stern because they're idiot children who have the attention span of a gnat.

Yeah isn't that incredible how all the contestants are in sales/marketing? AKA they're hired on their looks and having basic mental capabilities like memory.

All the people on these shows are terrible human beings. They represent everything terrible with civilization.

"Hi, This is Sal"
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First ever black dude bachelor or something. First time in 35 combined seasons haha. Hollywood still as racist as ever.

The shows basically pimping 101 so idk why people get a hard on over it. Lonely midwest housewives that are into weird fantasy shit like 50 shades of grey?
 
13792314:skierman said:
Anyone who can take the time to do this stupid show don't have a real job. Also vocal fry is a prime indicator of having zero intelligence.
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Hate vocal fry so much. Hate hate hate.
 
13792323:doublecup said:
if you look at the profiles of the girls, they call claim to have jobs (mostly sales and marketing)

yo are you a big stern fan? i havent seen any members on here interested in stern but i listen and watch all his videos
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It's because sales jobs don't require an education.
 
13790146:joeyboots said:
who are you rooting for btw?

I wanted Brittany to win, but they voted her off on the island
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Its hilarious how they just leave people stranded on an island. How long do they have to wait there before they get picked up. Do they smash the camera man on the beach while the Bachelor flies away? Do they swim back?
 
13792846:theBearJew said:
Its hilarious how they just leave people stranded on an island. How long do they have to wait there before they get picked up. Do they smash the camera man on the beach while the Bachelor flies away? Do they swim back?
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im wondering that too

like once the person gets voted off the island where do they go?

like are they stuck their in exile
 
13792338:doublecup said:
have u seen all the wack pack stern shows, like yucko the clown, eric the midget, joey boots, etc.
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I've been listening non-stop for over a decade. Zero point zero.
 
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