The Bachelor (abc tv show)

Scaredwhiteboy

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Anybody else watch this show? I just started watching this season. I'm pulling hard for Danielle M and Dolphin girl. Also, whoever did the adam and eve wedding last episode was super fine, so I'd like to see more of her.

Who are you guys rooting for? Who do you think is going to win?

Sorry if this thread is a duplicate, searching is really hard because there are a million results about Mt. Bachelor.
 
First off the Bachelor is butt ugly. Like honestly the guys face is fucking goofy looking.

I don't know why the guy wants to date these whores. If I was the Bachelor it would almost be science fiction based.

I'd just run thru them like an evolved Pokemon in its last form. I would be rotating the chicks and they'd just be flying off the tip of my dick one by one.

Danielle L has that mole on her lip that is nasty as fuck.

I like Ida. Ida sounds like a Jewish name, and I kinda hope she is, because if that is the case I'd like her even more and looking at her would make my dick 10 times harder.

Everyone else on that show is nasty as fuck, especially the ethnic chicks. Like my god those ethic chicks look like straight up creatures. Lets be real here, the only reason those ethnic chicks are on the show is so the station doesn't get sued for racism.
 
WHERE THE FUCK IS IDA MARIE ON THE VOTE LIST?????????

ALSO, IF YOU READ DANIELLE M.'S BIO YOU WILL NOT LIKE HER, THAT BITCH HAS MAD FUCKING ISSUES

SHE IS ALSO LIKE 32, SO WE ALL KNOW HER PUSSY IS BEAT UP
 
I actually just read Brittany's bio and she seems really interesting and we kinda have a lot in common.

So I'm rooting for her.

I'd like to fuck that bitch HARD, and her age they like it straight on. Give her a nice beer-belly fuck.

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Me and my roomies get drunk and watch this show every Sunday...it's actually funny as fuck if you take it not seriously at all hahaha...the amount of fake drama is astounding and it is so funny lol
 
13776098:Profahoben_212 said:
Me and my roomies get drunk and watch this show every Sunday...it's actually funny as fuck if you take it not seriously at all hahaha...the amount of fake drama is astounding and it is so funny lol
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if i was the Bachelor, a breaking point for me would be whether the chicks bomb asshole

bcuz if the chick wont like my crack right, i just cant date her

also, who r u rooting for?
 
I know who wins, but instead of spoiling it, I voted for her in the poll. Good luck.
 
13776106:eheath said:
I know who wins, but instead of spoiling it, I voted for her in the poll. Good luck.
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Only two people voted prior to you voting, OP and me. OP voted Danielle, I voted Brittany, and you voted Vanessa
 
13776107:doublecup said:
Only two people voted prior to you voting, OP and me. OP voted Danielle, I voted Brittany, and you voted Vanessa
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Yeah I watch it... there are some cute girls on there. And it can be kind of funny cause those girls are crazy.

But why Vanessa? Hopefully she is prettier in person.. I personally thought she wasn't a cute as the other ladies.
 
I don't get why they always show them going on these corny dates on the show

I make chicks take me out on dates

Like just more focus should be placed looking at the sex going on the show and talking about that.

Id like to see Bachelor on the show talking with his homies about what girl sucks the best dick and stuff like that. That would be good conversation to have on the show.
 
13776098:Profahoben_212 said:
Me and my roomies get drunk and watch this show every Sunday...it's actually funny as fuck if you take it not seriously at all hahaha...the amount of fake drama is astounding and it is so funny lol
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Haha alright, I might have to watch an episode or two of this, it might be pretty funny!
 
13777601:SkierBetch said:
Haha alright, I might have to watch an episode or two of this, it might be pretty funny!
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It's entirely stuck up bitches clawing for money and fame...makes me laugh hahahahaha
 
13777610:Profahoben_212 said:
It's entirely stuck up bitches clawing for money and fame...makes me laugh hahahahaha
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Oh hell yes, I'm so down! I love stuff like that in very small doses, there's no reason why other than I guess it makes me realize I could do much worse in life.
 
I don't have any drama in my life so I like watching this shit 😂

Corrine makes me want to slap her. What a spoiled little bitch
 
13779949:robbinJAHood said:
I don't have any drama in my life so I like watching this shit 😂

Corrine makes me want to slap her. What a spoiled little bitch
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Corrine is one of the best things about this show. She brings the sex appeal necessary to keep me interested.
 
how doesnt the bachelor get herpes from all those girls that he is kissing? like something must get passed down thru the chain
 
13788352:joeyboots said:
do you think that the bachelorette should be black?
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What do you think, Joey?

But sometimes I feel like they keep around black girls so the show doesn't seem racist.
 
13788356:.lencon said:
What do you think, Joey?

But sometimes I feel like they keep around black girls so the show doesn't seem racist.
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i think its a publicity stunt

that girl is fugly

have u seen the gap between her two front teeth? i could stick my dick thru that big gap
 
13788358:joeyboots said:
i think its a publicity stunt

that girl is fugly

have u seen the gap between her two front teeth? i could stick my dick thru that big gap
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I mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette

And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.
 
13788362:eheath said:
I mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette

And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.
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They should have a bachelor or bachelorette with trannies on it. And the audience and the contestants don't know who the trannies are
 
13788364:joeyboots said:
They should have a bachelor or bachelorette with trannies on it. And the audience and the contestants don't know who the trannies are
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It could be like that show "the mole" from like 2000
 
13788362:eheath said:
I mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette

And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.
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I bet they will.. gotta make sure everyone is included.

But honestly.. seeing a bunch of gay guys going after one dude would be great TV.
 
13788362:eheath said:
I mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette

And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.
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I feel like they'd do a Bi show before a gay show. One girl, bi, dudes and chick's battling for her. Basically Tila Tequila but less trashy.

13788433:.lencon said:
The LGBachelorTs

Idk
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Sent to ABC. Expect royalties.
 
13788516:theBearJew said:
I feel like they'd do a Bi show before a gay show. One girl, bi, dudes and chick's battling for her. Basically Tila Tequila but less trashy.

Sent to ABC. Expect royalties.
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HEY THIS IS MY FUCKING IDEA
 
how do y'all think the season is panning out thus far?

does anyone know how "the bachelor" doesn't get herpes from kissing all those girls, like you would think something must get passed down the chain
 
13790097:joeyboots said:
how do y'all think the season is panning out thus far?

does anyone know how "the bachelor" doesn't get herpes from kissing all those girls, like you would think something must get passed down the chain
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They get drug tested. And you can control herpes pretty well.
 
13790122:.lencon said:
They get drug tested. And you can control herpes pretty well.
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ya but how do u know the girls aren't fucking randoms dudes on the side? how can they control for that

like these girls are straight up whores so there is no way they don't have side dick
 
13790133:joeyboots said:
ya but how do u know the girls aren't fucking randoms dudes on the side? how can they control for that

like these girls are straight up whores so there is no way they don't have side dick
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They control the girls pretty well and the show is filmed a pretty short amount of time. It is the guy that is probably sneaking off to smash lol.
 
13790142:.lencon said:
They control the girls pretty well and the show is filmed a pretty short amount of time. It is the guy that is probably sneaking off to smash lol.
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tbh the bachelor Nick is ugly as fuck

that guy is straight up butt-ugly
 
13790142:.lencon said:
They control the girls pretty well and the show is filmed a pretty short amount of time. It is the guy that is probably sneaking off to smash lol.
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who are you rooting for btw?

I wanted Brittany to win, but they voted her off on the island
 
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