The Aristocrats

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Ski-hobo

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The Aristocrats is the name of the worlds most disgusting and disturbing joke. ALSO, it is a new movie with hundreds of famous comedians telling the joke over and over. To hear the joke? Click here

South Parks version of the joke: (Sept 11th reference is not part of the origional joke)

http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
I don't think the joke is spose to be funny, its just spose to be insulting. And yes, it is damn funny when Cartman tells it

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
Is it that lame ass one where the family does a circus trick?

"horsey what the fuck ya want lil' poney

get at me fag, any type of meat i'll eat it..."

- Mick D

"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro."

- Dr Hunter S. Thompson
 
yeah i thought that film looked interesting, i had never heard of the whole aristocrats thing though, however that makes it even more interesting

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He is comparing the aristocrats to that weird family.

I have to say that was gross and that stuff should never come out a kid's mouth.

I liked the expression of Stand had throughout the joke.

Responsability,what's that?
 
i saw the preview for that movie today in the movie theatre. it looks good.

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high north session 3!!
 
They really actually aired it?!?!

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he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise

Responsibility, what's that?
 
As Bob Sagget said on Conan, he joke itself isnt supposed to be funny, there's nothing to get... It's what goes in between that's supposed to be funny/shocking. Bob Sagget can tell that joke pretty well, he's a sick fuck!

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen,
 
well thats nice, but a little wierd how everyone thinks its so great, it took me a little to get what they found was funny about it, but i still didnt think it was great.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
someone wanna tell me the joke cause im not sure which one they're talking about

Chris

Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
 
a joke is supposed to be funny. it's not funny, so it's not a joke

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i saw the movie yesterday, it was hilarious. the point of it isnt really to be funny its just to see where you go with it and how far you can take it. some of the people in the movie tell it so funny. i thought about seeing what people here could come up with, but it wouldnt really work in writing and im sure it would get deleted
 
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