The American media is rated F for fucked in the head

[DanielPlainview]

so basically the past couple days the only thing on the news has been about the situation in syria and its starting to piss me off. I realize there is a serious situation there but Fox News, CNN, NBC are intentionally trying to scare us. A few of my friends spent all day yesterday preparing for the end of the world. You know what they did? They went out and spent hundreds of dollars on ammo, food, water, gasoline etc. They did all of this because the American media scared them so much that they thought the only thing to do was spend money. the only thing that sells better than sex is fear and a lot of my fellow Americans let the media warp their sense of reality and its pretty damn sad.

 

[Turkelton]

ok. time for bed now. shhh. only dreams

 

[hindu2]

Your scared, so they're winning.

 

[MNS]

OP's friends aren't too bright

 

[Bombogenesis]

OPs Friends IQs Test Lower Than 42

-Non Ski Gabber, Newschoolers

St.joseph of Newschoolers reported today that his friends have IQs lower than 42. Officials recommend that they get their Vas Deferens cut so that they do not reproduce.

-Bombogenesis

special to the Associated Press

 

[DanielPlainview]

actually the opposite. Im as cool as a cucumber. btw *you're**

 

[DanielPlainview]

no...... no they arent.....

 

[theBearJew]

this thread sucks.

 

[hindu2]

Don't correct my grammatical errors, this is the internet. I have seniority you Gerenuk licker, bitch fucker.

 

[CheddarJack]

you can say that again.

 

[K-Dot.]

This thread sucks.

 

[Bogs]

obvious troll is obvious

 

[CashmereCat]

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

 

[JAHpow]

It's quite clear that they are.

 

[first_rodeo]

//America

 

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[the_armidilo]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/syria

This basicly describes the reaction to the syria crysis.

 

[GuacamoleMane]

hahaha blaming the media for your friends stupidity. "The T.V. made me do it!"

 

[werd.]

lost

 

[danderson.]

I see what OP is trying to say. While his friends are moronic, the fear mongering of the American media is very real. inb4 "It's a conspiracy"

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

Yeah I get what you're trying to say OP. Watch "Bowling For Columbine", it actually compares violence and the news and how they are related. I stopped watching CNN after some jackass reporter said the boston bomber did what he did because of "Rap music, skateboards, and marijuana". It's ridiculous how far off the news is these days.

 

[Utard]

Watch Democracy Now

 

[987321654hgfd]

Fucking Piers Morgan.

 

[daannnnieel]

you, and your friends are all dumb.

 

[DanielPlainview]

fyi i never said my friends are smart

 

[DrewPeacock]

lol k

 

[Brule.]

No tears.

 

[Bogs]

If this really isn't a troll (which i'm still 98.6% certain it is), then apparently you aren't either. Did it ever occur to you that the problem here lies more with your dumbass fucking friends than with the media?