The Amazing Claim Thread

[lushlaxstr]

LIES!!!

 

[mtbakerteacher]

dude. we didnt want her to get banned like the 2nd day she got her account, as kickass as bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples is, we have to think with a more rational edge.

on another note, she will always unofficially be bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples

 

[R.Fahey]

hahahahahahah. Man, i'm so glad someone mentioned Chazz Wallnish like second post. That kid even claims in his sleep.... and i'm not even joking.

 

[bombin_baker*]

well i was going to, but the mods wouldnt let me

 

[killabees]

dont quote me fucker

 

[killabees]

no but really he did

 

[invader7]

thats shitty that was such a good name

 

[killabees]

like seriously

 

[Tom.]

i suppose.

whenever i need to quote or mention her i will refer to her as bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples.

 

[skiminnesota]

I spent all night on NS, and post whored my way to 21,000 posts

 

[artfullydodged]

BUMP CLAIM

 

[*Nickdel*]

i am Chuck Norris

 

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[Skierguy1234]

i banged dylan's mom like a hammer.

 

[pianoman]

i babysat Zeus when he was a kid

 

[Malcolm]

i smacked someone in the forhead right after they had a v8

 

[HPskier]

i roundhouse kicked chuck noriss in the face

 

[Celone]

i do quintuple cork 2610s on to single barrel 800 ft rails, but thats easy shit

 

[TechnoPotamus]

i found out how to get to chad's from the bottom of alta AND i told a cool story after i changed my name to Hansel

 

[landonn]

i am chuck norris.

 

[fezz]

i peed in her butt

 

[908]

all snow is actually my jizz

 

[Sufferboy]

i own a rofl copter and crushed ur fail boat

 

[908]

i am the searchbar

 

[Dr.Scholl]

im having sex with red head twins while posting on ns

 

[Celone]

im father time, bitch

 

[skiizy]

i have two

1. i beat up a black man

2. i beat up a white man and got away with it