The Amazing Claim Thread

[BFFset.]

i had more posts than skiierman but my account got deleted

 

[TheButterHashira]

i am skiierman

no really

no not really

 

[BSI]

I invented NS. Without me this thread would not exist and you would have nowhere to claim.

 

[TheButterHashira]

im your father so there fore without me bangin your mom you would not exist and neiter would NS and nobody would have anywhere to claim

 

[BFFset.]

my damn cat deleted my old acount that had 30,000 posts... it logged me on and then cancelled my account

 

[Piste.Off]

i have pissed with a boner

 

[NoKillen]

I beat up Chuck Norris

 

[TannerCoulter.]

i made skiierman's faunt get bigger?

 

[ThaLetterM.]

i am Lil G. end of thread.

 

[woolymammoth]

Jesus walked on water

I swim through land

 

[nitsua]

i came up with the octo grab

 

[bombin_baker*]

i drove a car into a garage wall...a dirtbike into a pond, oh and i invented pineapple

 

[mtbakerteacher]

HAHA!

 

[Piste.Off]

finally somebody appreciates that i claim the hardest

 

[SirFryanator]

OMGZ I WIN CORK 540 OFF 43 FT CLIFF AND TRIPLE BACKFLIP!!!!!1!!!!

just kidding you can all sit back down now.

 

[doublexl]

i invented snowboarding. i dont want credit but they keep givin it to me.

 

[mtbakerteacher]

I invented Nutella.

 

[Reptar]

My father created the toaster strudel

 

[Dr.Seuss]

i was once royale, but i didnt claim anything. i was very modest

 

[alaskakid]

my name is dumont jr. i can do switch 7 nose mutes and i'm only 12

 

[Rajna]

i can do a 180.

i win.

 

[t-roy]

I invented air.

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

I created FEAR in the eyes and hearts of the BRIDGER SKI PATROL!They aint got shit on me!

 

[Mezmerize19]

Eagles blow

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

Timone and Phumba BLOW!

 

[Skierguy1234]

people copied me and they all got it wrong. so there.

 

[artfullydodged]

bizzump

 

[chickenwang]

i can cork 180

 

[skiierman]

You mean off-axis 180?

Oh snap, I went there.

 

[Steezysmurf]

Actually! in 1998, Gangstarr came out with the hit song 'you know my steez', spelled that way. Correct me if im wrong, but I think he is the first person to use the word steeze. So if he spelt it steez, I think that people should be entitled to say steez. (thats not a claim!)

 

[*DrewT*]

Chuck Norris has not killed me yet

 

[bryceCTS]

i gave royale a hot karl

 

[adam.]

thanks, and russ should leave NS forever and that is not a clain thats the truth

 

[J.W.]

if he invented it, he can spell it anyway he likes and the eagles suck

 

[MistaFab]

OMG! your gretchen weiners!???

 

[.jon]

michael jackson has a dick

 

[TheButterHashira]

I got a blowjob

from your mom

 

[lushlaxstr]

I am Emmit Smith

 

[snwbrdmilf]

i am a true MILF

 

[TheButterHashira]

o rly?

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Honestly....you can't claim the title "MILF" considering that it stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Now I'm not saying that you're not a MILF, but I am saying that that title is something that needs to be given to you by someone other than yourself.

Oh well, that's my opinion...

 

[bombin_baker*]

i am Tom (from myspace)...

yes i am actualy a girl

 

[snwbrdmilf]

what makes you think it hasn't already?

 

[Mat.]

read a thread about you a minute ago.

coolbeans

 

[Black-Bandanna]

After looking through your profile nothing makes me think that.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

well gee thanks

 

[Aclique_Clothing]

russbuss knows whats up. eagles 4 life nigga

 

[Tom.]

you didnt go with Bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples?!?!?!

fool.

 

[Edward.]

i farted.

 

[spen-cer]

im steezier than russ buss