The Amazing Claim Thread

[artfullydodged]

who can make the best claim?

 

[thefilmerguy]

tom wallisch, jokes jokes

 

[artfullydodged]

^you win!

 

[parkerhouse]

i killed a man once

 

[thefilmerguy]

yEAHHH

 

[ecsm.]

i invented the luikang

 

[adam.]

i invented the dub flip then i showed jon the video and before i could post it on NS he did it in the JOI

 

[ogou0287]

bitch! I invented the octograb AND the frogger

 

[lushlaxstr]

dude, I broke MY ankles

 

[artfullydodged]

lushlaxstr moves into 1st.

someone claim harder!!!

 

[Tom.]

I chopped off the NS alien's left arm, and keep it with me at all times--it gives me magical powers.

Speaking of which, I made an NS alien survivor's cult.

 

[artfullydodged]

hahah that was before my time, obviously i cannot determine the winner

 

[OhioRiderSPK5]

i am the best skier in the whole wide world

 

[UNREAL]

I INVENTED THE MISSIONARY POSITION

 

[Steezysmurf]

my penis isnt a foot long

 

[Rosbif]

I invented freeskiing, and did every trick ever. First.

 

[Bigwoods]

i have a whole bunch of NS stickers

WOOT

 

[adam.]

i gave the 1620 kid a handjob

 

[lushlaxstr]

yeaaaa!

 

[MistaFab]

i invented rap music, tupac came out of my girlfriends vagina, i taught travis heed how to jib, tom wallisch licked my bum crack, tanner hall had sex with my mom, AND i invented snow

 

[Gavajabra2]

Me and Bishop had a 3 some with a chick once

 

[UNREAL]

you win

 

[skier_dude_1831]

i am god

 

[lushlaxstr]

NO i win, cause i rock!

 

[liukangkid]

in first

 

[charmander]

i fucked...your mom AFTER i fucked god IN THE BUTT

 

[PhaedeD]

i like to eat grapes.

 

[lushlaxstr]

nope, not for you to decide, tool

 

[UNREAL]

word

 

[TheMoostafian]

i made out with tanner hall AND I WORE HIS JACKET AND GOT SUPER SKIING POWERS

 

[skier_dude_1831]

i will say again

I AM GOD!!!

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

I have heard some pretty crazy ones for sure.

 

[nedward]

i founded marijuana

 

[artfullydodged]

i'm leaving it open for the public to decide

 

[artfullydodged]

person with the most votes wins, start counting yours if you have any

 

[steezmonger]

I am actually Jesus. When he was re-incarnated it wasnt actually him Mary Magdellin saw, it was Mohammed but the dumb cow needed glasses. I am now instigating armageddon.

 

[Gavajabra2]

I'm up to 1, or 2 if I count.

 

[ECGove]

if you were really god, you wouldnt be an eagles fan

 

[Skierguy1234]

i showed Jon Olsson how to kangaroo flip....with my eyes closed!

 

[.jon]

i touched MC Hammer

 

[ecsm.]

haha yeah eagles suck

 

[Skierguy1234]

I had a threesome with Tanner and Simon in the middle of the pipe.

 

[skier_dude_1831]

god=eagles fan

 

[ThaLetterM.]

i took a dump so big that is backed up my entire house's plumbing and we had to stay in a hotel for a week. all of this WITHOUT TOILET PAPER

 

[BFFset.]

i have 20 votes

 

[Skierguy1234]

46th!!!!

 

[Shadows]

i created the person who created the universe.

 

[Skierguy1234]

I created the word "steez" after johnny mosely sucked me off and i accidentally said "let me get you a towel. i steezed pretty hardcore on your face"

 

[skier_dude_1831]

its steeze not steez

u should be able to spell it rite if u invented it

 

[Piste.Off]

i have pissed with

 

[skiierman]

I've seen Matt Harvey naked.