the alien Story

quebecfreestyler

quebecfreestyler

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This story happened long time ago in askiing site.

Me and darryl where on the site and we realised that there was 3 members online but only two were shown....

So, I messaged Darryl about this phenomen and I told him that it was probably an alien that was online, we decided to name it the online alien...

Since then, tons of problems began to happen on the site, some people lost some post and tons off other weird thing...

The members were scared so I decided to fight the alien. After a long fight with all the usual weapon, I found out that he could only be hitted by a plastic spoon...

After that, people started to gather theyr spoon but werent able to protect themselve from the alien. Facing this problem I began a two month (this summer) journey to fight the alien. In those two month, I wasnt posting at all so people started to think that I was eaten by the alien. I finally killed the alien, but the problem continued to happens: the alien had a son!!!!!!

After my return, people started to think that the online alien was ice_rider but they were mistaken... They also started thinking that they could kill it with a spork... but it didnt work well...

I was too tired from my fights to began an other journey so harvey decided to take the flame and began the re-cod3e to save the members from this killer!!!!!

He got rid of it with the recode but it now seems that the son of the original alien also got a son.... and it is still waiting in a dark corner for fresh new members meat.

 
that is even funnier because quebec wrote it!

I think it's amazing how much your english has improved since you came to this site though!

Confucious says...dumb man gives wife grand piano. Smart man gives wife upright organ.

 
Really though, there are only very few errors in your typing, Keep it up, we will Americanize you yet :-) ...

-Andy

'She asks me, 'What's a punk?' so I kicked over a trash can and said, 'That's punk' She kicks over a trash can and asked me, 'Is THAT punk?' I said, 'No That's not punk, thats trendy'
 
if you try to americanize me i swear to god i will spork you.

Confucious says...dumb man gives wife grand piano. Smart man gives wife upright organ.

 
ok i am bored and that is funny and i hope that the online alien wont come back for a long time

but i still have my plastic spoon with me just incase he decides to come out and attack

 
they though it was me because I got bored one day and started posting under the name Online_Alien. I did screw a couple little things up, but only casue I was bored. Harvey then contacted me and asked me to stop, so I did, and that was the end of my short bout as the alien.

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Hehe- I used to carry a spoon in my pocket all the time for good luck- now I just have one pinned up on my wall.

 
yes..i remember that warm spring day....i was sitting in english and went on NS.com instead of doing my work...who know's what would have happened if I was a good student and did my work....the alien wouldn't have been outnumbered and maybe would have attacked Quebecfreestyler.

And I know you ment no harm.....but I'm very offended by people saying 'we'll americanize you' He isnt' fucking American.....he's French Canadian. so speaking good english doensn't mean he's getting Americanized.....he's just learning better english (Canada's other official language - french being the first). Hell, Canadian and American english arn't even the same. some examples - colour, color. tyre, tire. Hiway, Highway, etc...

SO NEVER, EVER, EVER!!!! AMERICANIZE QUEBECFREESTYLER OR ANY OTHER CANADIAN CITIZEN

Darryl Hunt

'I realy believe that girls are evil... They seem to think that we understand them, when really - we have no clue... they think you can read their minds.... they use sex apeal to make us do stuff for them... they trick us into doing anything... they are evil. yep. pure evil.

guys are just dumb. ask any girl she will agree - and if she doesn't, she is lying just to make you feel beter.... yep. that's about it.' Dave Pauls sums it up best
 
Yea, Darryl thanks to you, I'm still alive...

And yes, I will be a quebecanadian...or canabecer

or cana-bis-er or simply a french canadian from quebec...

 
the song Alien by Pennywise isn't that bad...

--> Taylor

--> I don't want to die

--> I don't want to kill

--> We are all human

--> It's time to prove it

-->Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)
 
AHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!!!!! SPORKS!!!!!

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right...skiing leaves TWO tracks!!' - Seth Morrison.
 
im pink now.....grab your porks, its war baby

- Chris Mercer

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
 
Yeah I'm with Quebec, together as one we can remain strong!!! And take this son uva bitch down!!

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right...skiing leaves TWO tracks!!' - Seth Morrison.
 
Well Appskier just had his 2 cents worth

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right...skiing leaves TWO tracks!!' - Seth Morrison.
 
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