The Act Of Grapefruiting

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

(You can skip to 2:39 if you want)

1st: What the fuck is this video

2nd: Somebody try this shit because I dont want my dick to fall off

3rd: Who is this woman and where can I find her

4th: Will grapefruiting feel good or will it ultimately lead to a horrific stinging dick burn

5th: Dont tell me im the only one who got a raging boner during this

Feel free to post your personal grapefruiting video(s) below

 

[.CJ.]

I don't know if I should laugh or freak the fuck out.

 

[VTbass802]

I fucking lost it

 

[.Hugo.]

hey better a grapefruit than a cucumber...

 

[theabortionator]

::HEADS TO SUPERMARKET::

 

[Spagett+]

when she sucks the dildo it sounds like a jaguar attacking someone. Beautiful.

 

[Olimar]

if a girl ever makes that noise while sucking my dick I will absolutely lose it.

 

[SFB]

lol try and keep up bro this was relevant a year ago.

 

[miroz]

when she sucks the dildo it sounds like a jaguar attacking someone. Beautiful.

Hahahaha that's like the perfect porn soundbit. She just starts going to town on that fucker.

 

[Mingg]

ahahaha oh my god how do people come up with these things?

 

[ModMommy]

1st: Obviously a tutorial

2nd: Doesn't really work that aggressively

3rd: Do you honestly want that to happen to your dick

4th: Perhaps both, but I'm betting it's not gonna feel that good

 

[S.J.W]

lol try and keep up bro this was relevant a year ago.

SFB knows all the newest up and coming sex trends, but can never test them out cause he's fat and forever alone.

 

[Cspliffff]

wut.

 

[SFB]

SFB knows all the newest up and coming sex trends, but can never test them out cause he's fat and forever alone.

jokes on u i had my ribcage removed so i can suck my own penir

 

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

jokes on u i had my ribcage removed so i can suck my own penir

Try doing it with a grapefruit now and tell me how it turns out

 

[Nacho+]

I could've been fuckin a grapefruit all dez yearz

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I watched this video and could not stop laughing. My wife comes downstairs because she's both worried about our dog being mauled by a jaguar and wants to find out what the Fuck is so funny.

Nothing babe....I just found our plans for Saturday night.

 

[californiagrown]

ive had it done. Feels good, but the grapfruit goes kinda cold/room temp quickly, and has a weird texture.

If your girls is not great at sucking dick this will probly make it better. If your girl is good at sucking dick, then its still worth trying, but not gonna be better- just freaky for the sake of freaky which is still pretty fun.

also, you will end up sticky and have to wash your sheets in the morning.

 

[plyswthsqrrls]

i want to know who the first fucking weirdo to do this shit was

"AWWWW SHIT A GRAPEFRUIT LEMME FUCK IT REAL QUICK"

 

[Anathema]

i laughed so fucking hard. it's the noise she makes. she's just givin'r

 

[Kreech]

Oh god that sound... I've never seen or heard anything like that

 

[Kreech]

Oh god that sound... I've never seen or heard anything like that

 

[jensen]

all-time loss...

quality thread, thank op

 

[gotti]

wow that dick sucking hit my speakers like a train

 

[yelsel]

wow. losing weight while sucking dick?! sold me

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i'll be honest here...after that video, i'd let her blow me....

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Im honestly trying this tonight with the gf. Will report back

 

[purplepants420]

angelseroticsolutions.com

im going to check it out

 

[seward]

my baby peen is nowhere near big enough for this.

maybe ill just try grape'ing.

 

[crotchvent]

This is hilarious but kinda messed up. Also suprised this wasn't taken down.

 

[soulskier]

Where was this video five years ago?

 

[Espen519]

jokes on u i had my ribcage removed so i can suck my own penir

Nice, so now you can Grapefruit yourself. lemme know how it goes, probably taste citrus-y

 

[soulskier]

angelseroticsolutions.com

im going to check it out

Buy a t shirt yet?

 

[Finkle]

/weirdboner

 

[Peter.]

wait are those sounds during the blowjob real? they cant be real. sounds like someone put a fork in a garbage disposal