The 4th grade insult tread

[act.resist]

Why don't you go hump a rats butt you gaywad

 

[youngdtay]

Go fuck your dad.

 

[theBearJew]

you're a turd sandwich.

 

[RimJobber]

Your mom goes to college.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Came in for use of gaywad, leaving satisfied.

 

[seward]

boner.

back in public school, everyone that pissed me off was a "boner".

fuckin boner.

 

[ILLinoisance]

cumguzzler was my go to insult

 

[Oilis]

Just make like a tree, and leave.

 

[status_whitegirl]

suck me

 

[iFlip]

no u

 

[-Mugatu]

Pooface nelson

 

[TinyTigers]

youre not invited to my birthday party

 

[Logey.]

Fricken idiot

 

[.Capn.]

OP didn't even pass preschool because she can't spell "thread". Diaper sniffer

 

[Mr.Sloth]

You dummy

 

[theschneidler]

homosexual, you probably like dick anyway

 

[cbj]

"F*g*ot your shoes don't even light up"

"Nice 5star binder y u no hilroy toolbag mcpenisface"

"My dad has a better job than your dad"

 

[theblackrod]

your mom.

 

[.Hugo.]

You're all buttlickers

 

[BieberHole69]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[.Hugo.]

I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

 

[cbj]

You're cute

Thanks man

 

[.Rybak.]

My dad could beat up your dad

 

[edai]

fa**ot

qu*er

usually variations of other homophobic slurs, some got pretty messed up looking back on it

 

[987321654hgfd]

I still use dork and dweeb when necessary. Sometimes there's nothing else to describe someone.

 

[zwiefel12]

Butt Hole

Fart Knocker

and the classic SUCK IT! with hand motions

 

[theabortionator]

You're a fuck bitch damn ass shitter!

 

[a_burger]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT (insert a series of comparisons to progressively larger items until teacher breaks it up)

 

[theabortionator]

SUCK IT

 

[e_strapp]

freaking jerk!

 

[act.resist]

I remember I got into a fight with this kid who was like ill get my brother to come beat you up! And I was like ill get my cousins who are in the SIXTH AND SEVENTH grade!!!! And was thinking they were so hardcore because they were in middle school.

 

[Petey.]

HA! GAYBAY

 

[Anathema]

IMMA LAY A SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS

 

[.Rybak.]

A kid did go and get his brother one time. That was the day I almost got ran over by a car.

 

[KashMoney]

Cock juggling thundercunt (with appropriate juggling hand gestures)

 

[tgm]

my version is make like a tree and fuck off

 

[CheddarJack]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Anathema]

supersonic idiotic brain effected disconnected overloaded candy coated sewer slinging slimeball.

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!

BANGERANG!!!

 

[.Rybak.]

Your mom is so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she ran after it yelling "no Twinkie come back!"

 

[whoa-dere]

bitchassnigga

 

[Dwight_Schrute]

Idiot

 

[stupendous-man]

takes 1 to no 1

 

[Mag]

Surprised no-one's said gaylord yet, I don't really know how old 4th grade is, but gaylord was definitely early primary school.

 

[Jblz]

you play ball like a girl

 

[zwiefel12]

THis might be younger than 4th grade but I remember when people would chant this during a game of tag or something it really got to kids...

I see Paris, I see France, I see (Insert name) UNDERPANTS!

 

[jrl]

I'll be sending you a very strongly worded email about this.

 

[JStrathern]

I typed in gaylord and never hit reply, but yeah that was up there in elementary school

 

[Aladeen]

You don't even lift

 

[act.resist]

I remember i would always yell "I'll sue you!" it wouldnt matter what was...just I'll sue you!!

 

[CriesAfterSex]

What the difference between three dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

 

[Culture+]

"your moms a fart"