The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

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"Youre a fart factory, slug slimed, sack of rat guts in cat vomit, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!"
 
So I watched this last night.... and all I could think of was how they left out my favorite insult of all time.

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: When he is at the Chateau party by the pool and the really hot lady swims up...
Anyway, here is the scene. So AMAZING!
PRETTY WOMAN Hi. BARRIS Hi. PRETTY WOMAN I thought it was you. BARRIS (bowing) It's me. PRETTY WOMAN I'm glad to meet you because I wanted to tell you that I've seen The Gong Show and I think you are the most insidious and despicable force in entertainment today. BARRIS Well -- PRETTY WOMAN How dare you subject the rest of the world to your loathsome view of humanity. BARRIS I don't think it's that loathsome. PRETTY WOMAN What is it then? To mock some poor, lonely people who just crave a little attention in their lives. To destroy them. So everybody's not brilliantly talented. They're still people. They deserve respect and compassion. I mean, who the hell are you? What the fuck have you ever done that elevates you above the pathetic masses? Oh, I forgot, you created The Dating Game. Wow, right up there with the Sistine Chapel. I guess that's what gives you the right to...
 
bahahaha "you're not even certious enough to give a reacharound to the guy you're fucking in the ass!" or something like that

HEY LAZER LIPS!- best childhood movie ever
 
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