JeremyClarkson
Active member
i used to live in italy so i got my fair share of pretty bad sunburns. they also have whats called stinging nettles over there. you dont really get them in the states. theyre basically the bastard child of poison ivy. when you touch it it releases a liquid that goes on your skin and it stings like a mother. its like being stung by bee's times in the same area to give you an idea. so anyway some friends and i were camping and some kid had to take a dump, this was at night and to make a long story short he fell backwards on his bare ass into a bunch of stinging nettles.