THC Pee tests

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I have a physical tomorrow and i'm am 100% positive they test for THC in your urine(my friend got caught). So what i'm trying to say is how do i pass they test? The last time i smoked weed was like 2 weeks ago if that helps. I heard weed stays in your system for like a month

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

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well u could borrow your grandma's urine, course then u might still test positive for weed only u'd also test positive herpes and arthritis. so i think your best bet is to stab the doctor and jump out the window.

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2003-12-30 17:35:31

I think you need to learn something about how the world works.

You have been nothing but trouble, and you just started that message with 'hey can u do me a favor?'.

 
Be sure to look over everything you sign very well because you have to agree to have them test for THC. Just make sure you know what you sign. They can't test without your permission.

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aah i had this dilemma a few months ago, i was pretty panicked...

unless it's different where you live, if they don't have a reason to test for it (have you been caught before?) they won't. they didn't test me.

they'll probably ask you if you have done it, just be honest with them. they're not allowed to tell you parents unless you tell them to.

but if you're positive they'll test you, there's soemthing at GNC that helps...i forget the name, maybe look it up online

or go to a toking forum (not sure if they have those)

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can your parents sign that form cuz i know my parents will. I still go to a pediatrician.

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

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i go to a pediatrician too, nothign happened

they will definitely not test you unless they have a real reason to

i think the only way is if your parentsd walk in and specifically ask for them to test you

the piss test they do normallly just tests you for diabetes or soething

unless your parents will specifically ask for one, don;t worry about it

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be honest when the dr asks about doing drugs, because, as stated before, he cant say anything to your parents without your permission.

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drink about a gallon of water, 2 weeks your piss should be clear. how much did you smoke before that?

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yeah i forgot^, if it was a while ago, drink as much water as you possibbly can

but once again, only if they have a reason for testing you

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Theres shit you can buy at smoke shops that you drink 24 hours before your physical and it flushes your system out. Cant remember what its called. Friend of mine did it before his militray test and passed fine though. Might be called Gold Seal or somethin like that.

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yeah that's ^ exactly what i was trying to think of, i also cannot think of the name, but as he said, it will flush it out

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your a retard if the doctor catches it he/she cant tell your parents or else it would violate the patient doctor relationship, also they dont test for THC unless they are doing a test specifically for it, so you dont have anything to worry about

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ok that's fine

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We have random piss tests at work. They call everyone who is being tested over the intercom to go to the front office. one guy had a buddy piss in a latex glove really quick. He put it in his pocket, still warm, walked in there squeezed it in a cup and passed. Another friend wasn't so luckey when he tested pregnant.

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yeah i had my physical for our ski team a few weeks ago, the dr was like, 'ur parents asked that i do a drug test for marijuana for u, but i just want to know the truth, have u done it at all?' and i was like 'yeah a few months ago i tried it but now i keep away from that stuff, it wasnt for me' then he said he would tell them it came up negetive and he was happy i quit. the poor fucker didnt know i have been blazing for like 3 years now reguarly

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yeah but you're super lucky he was so chill about it

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DONT PISS TEST WITHOUT A COURT ORDER... JUST DONT DO IT EVEN IF IT IS WICKED SKETCHY SAYING NO. If the doctor asks you why you wont do it be like 'i have no comment on this subject at the time'

 
See what happen kids when u do drugs

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when i got my phsyical he asked me if i did any drugs and my respone was well im a teenager and i do the typcial weekend thing, he laughed

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haha, i havnt been in that situation yet

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
yes like they said unless your parents ask for a test they can't rightfully do one and tell your parents the results. I'm lucky because my doctor wrote me a character reference when i was busted so i have a good relationship with him.

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thank god for the rule that they can;t tell your parents

the doctor that did my physical last time is friends with my parents

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dont use water, use cranberry juice, keep chuggin. its gotta fruit pectate in it that makes u piss like a mutha fucka. i dont know where you live, but where i do there is a store called purple haze and you can buy a drink there for about 150$ that will cover up the cannabis in ur system and the THC test should show up negative. best of luck bro.

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I don't know if anyone noticed, but this kid posted on 12/30 and said he had a piss test tomorrow. So posting on the 31st to the 2nd won't help him.

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they didn't confront me so i'm gonna say negative

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i heard vinagar water green tea and cranberry juce works well

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yeah you didnt get caught because they didnt test for it stupid

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yeah you didnt get caught because they didnt test for it stupid

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One time I had to do the piss test I ran into the hospital because I had to go to the bathroom so bad then I got called up right after. I sat in the bathroom and couldn’t go so I told her there was no way I could go again so she said that's ok. I really didn’t have anything to hide though.

 
if they do test for it, fill a plastic bag with clean piss, and hide it in your pants, then when when they tell you to go pee in the cup, pour the clean urine in.

 
so ur saying one should piss like a week or two depending on how much u smoke save the piss for a while, and pour it in while ur goin, fuck no, warm piss is gonna look like cum if u have it for 2 weeks in a plastic bag, and its gonna smell like old piss, that wont work

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You dumbass you don't have to use yours, you can have a freind pee the hour before your test moron.

get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
 
yeah seriously now that im clean i piss for my friends all the time. its a hella easy way to make $20 too.

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canberry jusce works so they say

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what about a blood test, how long does it stayin your blood for that

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
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