That one girl...

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Jackpot

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Does anybody want/know of that one girl? the amazingly hot one that catches your eye every time you see her and is so far out of reach yet so unbelieveably attracting?

 
perhaps the most profound thing ever to be said on ns

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
quote of the year!!

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

haahaha now quit sniffing me

Beat it like it owes you money.
 
in fact it was so good it deserves a place in the sig

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
yeah there always is that one girly

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
she wants me too.... too bad about the girlfriend...

What category do I fall under? I've never fallen under a category. I fell underneath a car once, and I haven't been the same since.

--tom waits

 
Canadianskier IS real pretty, if that picture in her profile is of her. she's a pretty girl. I have yet to decide what I think of her comment, however.

yeah, I know that girl. even if she isn't out of your reach, it's just....it won't work, and like...i odn't knw.

i'm with 'that girl' right now though, and it's real cool. it truly is.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Dynarider and Bristolriders sisters is one of those girls.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
hahhahaha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
uh oh...ahmet and giray like incest. that's what the little birdy told me. that'swhat she told me. that's what they told me. that's what Teddy told me, and it had nothing to do with giray.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Yeah, if that pic of CanadianSkierGirl in her profile is real, I can understand why guys are sniffing her.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
...i tried to sniff her picture and got boogers on my computer

________________

.brian..class...
 
usually if i start talking to that one girl... and i start to get close to her and stuff she is like no it would ruin our friendhsip

this is because you have no game

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Yeah i know how that goes. Once they catch my eye they are done for. I move in for the kill, real subtle like but then I hit them with my moves. HOly shit, they dont know what hit them. Its like being hit by a big peice of man-meat-semi-truck. All the girl can do is lay back in awe and take it. sometimes I give her flowers afterward. One time it was Bryan Gallant. See he dressed as a girl (like always) and he caught my eye. I got my thing going but then goddamnit, i found it was bryan. So i kicked the shit out of him and pushed him into a ravine. Then it rained and he got mud on him. You bastard

 
thats my girlfriend.

****

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
If every guy didnt have 'that girl' then we wouldnt have anything to try for.

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
 
djxtreme she is all mine well, she may have a boy freind and he may be big and in college but yea...

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
canadianchick, if that really is you in your pro, then i can see why guys are trying to sniff you. you look kinda like brittany spears.

of course there's that one girl (at least) for everyone. if there wasnt, why would we have a reason to go on?

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
i know that girl man..

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
yup that canadianskier chick is a dude, he was posting in the ns girls cult

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
omg! i know that one guy.. so hot but so out of my reach.. it sucks..

- - -

- defying the laws of gravity

- 'im a nutlicker' excerpted from ab_herself's profile
 
my ex ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
'my ex ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so hot

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had!'

HAHAHAH what the hell?!

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
my ex was trying to go for miss teen usa thing but she never got enough money

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding
 
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