That last minute, half ass Halloween costume.

klayer_9

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All right NS what are some easy last minute Halloween costumes that can be thrown together without throwing down cash moooney, keeping in mind most of us won't be trick or treating but instead be drinking heavily.

 
smoke a shit ton of weed and youll be too stoned to even remember you not wearing a costume
 
I've decided to be Christopher Walken. I can do a pretty good impression so Im dressing up in a blazer, turtle neck, and white dockers. Hopefully I can find a mask. If I cant ill just be Pablo Escobar or something. Oh and that should cost nothing just need to hit up the 'rents.

I guess what Im saying is find a famous person to be because you can usually get their clothes for next to nothing.
 
pedophile, its a great costume and you can also be a creep to pick up girls and if it doesnt work blame it on the costume.
 
Be a target or walmart employee. Khaki pants/red or blue shirt, and then a name tag. Walkie talkie and earpiece are preferable.
 
I was gonna just wear my soccer uniform and be an Argentina player. But this is so much better.

Im being a mormon tonight.
 
today my roommates and i finally decided to try and think up an idea. settled on greek/roman gods, easy and fun cuz we can slam wine out of ceramic pitchers. and everyone gets a solid party-friendly persona. ie cupid - god of desire / erotic love. or Dionysus, god of wine and festivals (party god)

should be good
 
redneck!

cut off USA teeshirt

beer logo trucker hat

jean short shorts (which are surprisingly comfortable)

work boots

beercan full of whiskey

beercan full of beer
 
das me

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people thought it was funny, i was shitfaced
 
Wear a trashbag by poking your head through the middle, put some swim goggles on and tell everyone your the fastest swimmer (trashbag is the broken condom)
 
High top shoes, big sweatshirt unzipped and jeans. Boom, Jesse Pinkman.

Bonus carry around small baggies filled with blue poprocks.
 
Being a skier is fucking dumb. I'm gonna go to Walmart if I need to. Grab all black clothes. A ton of cheapass glow sticks, use the glow stick liquid to paint a skeleton on my clothes and color my hair. It'd be ok for a quick costume
 
haha candy bag

Lumberjack is a easy and sexually provocative costume to toss together last minute. Just make sure you don't come off as a douchbag hipster instead.

Or my personal favorite

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I decided to be Quail Man at the last minute last weekend for this event thing I had to go to. Put it together in about 20 minutes, and everybody between the ages of 20-28 knew who I was.
 
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