That 70's Show

I guess you can say I have No life but I have never missed a episode of That 70's show it is the greatest show ever to be on TV.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
they smoke mad chron.. and tommy is in it.. fucking good show

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
well then i have no life either, cause i've never missed an episode, the writers of that show are absolute gods

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
a few ppl have told me that i look like kelso

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
fucke greta show

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Red absolutely kills it.

That 80's show,now that sucked. Eww.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
'Im going to put my foot in your ass' Red. That can never get old!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
everyone tells me i act like hyde. people say i look like him too. wierd.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
Eric: 'I sort of told her that it wouldn't kill her to be nice......then she died'

Red:'That could only happen to you son!'

-Grandma's Dead Episode

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'Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Fudge Is Sweet, Here's Some Fudge'

[BlueFizz | Zone X]
 
without red the show wouldn't be as good. we were watching the dead poets society in english class a while ago, and the guy who plays red is one of the main character's dad. i kept expecting him to say 'i'm gonna put my foot in your ass' it was wierd seeing him in a serious role.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
what a great show...absolutely hilarious

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Quote of the year: 'I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl,' Timberlake said of the incident. 'It was not intentional and is regrettable.'
 
everyone on that show is sooo funny. I like kitty too.

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hmmmm. turns out I'm not rubber. wierd. shibby!

member# 1981

 
kelso: when i grow up i'm gonna be a doctor, or a rodeo clown....

this show is the greatest people say i look like kelso and am stupid like him... i wonder why...

- LM Productions -

CCRider
 
p.s does anyone know the car that he gets at the end of one of like the last episodes... it was like the 2nd or 3rd last episode... at the end he pulls up with some orange car i think it was an mg... if someone knows please tell

- LM Productions -

CCRider
 
red-hey erich....is that non american kid down there?

fez is so funny

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
red: it always amazes me that you pull the car right up to, but not into, the garage.

eric :yeah well, it takes a keen eye and a sure foot-

red: how would you like that keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?!

eric: i'll just pull the car in then.

hahahahahahahahahha priceless.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
the best ever is when Kelso gets shannon elizabeth pregnant and none of kelso's friends believe what happened and he tries to convince everybody. Then she comes to him and admits it in front of his friends.

'burn' 'Burn' 'Burn' 'Burn'

runs upstairs to red and kitty: 'Burn' 'Burn'

runs backdowntairs: 'Burn'

Shannon Elizabeth: 'Uh kelso, i'm pregnant'

Kelso: 'I lied, i never touched her!!!'

that was a classic

Pro Am It's all about the East.
 
i saw most of that one just b/c of shannon elizabeth...but i dont recall those lines

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
Oh man. So many priceless lines in that show. I dont think it can ever get old. And i laughed out loud when i read the 'I SAID GOOD DAY!' from an early post.

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
^Oz? That show rocks.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
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