Thank you chinese people

ParkE

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for coming to america and bringin your food with you. i am sitting here eatin some and just wnated to say thank you
 
today in science we were watching a movie about japans population decreasing and i said that the japanese men must not be getting the job done
 
Maybe the food ain't nutritional enough to cause growth to the length required.

Or they spend too much time in frontt of their supercomputers or PS3's
 
Vancouver is the same.

It's like, 50% Chinese/Japanese, 25% Indian/Arabian/Pakistani/that area, like, 25% white.

 
i need to get this off my chest.

their lack of common sense and social awkwardness makes me hate them so much. and im not even racist. in the past month the following has happend:

The other day I checking out these two asian chicks at the busstation as i was sitting waiting for my bus after class. then they proceeded to stepped out infront of a bus and made the bus driver slam on the breaks so hard i actually saw some people like half-fall over in the bus. then the two girls acted as if nothing happend. they didnt even look like they were aware of what they just did. like there was not even a reaction from them. i'm not kidding i see this shit all the time.

around 3 weeks ago i was driving home from work stopped at the intersection for a redlight and there is a firetruck coming in the opposite direction/lane responding to a call so all the cars on that side are moving for it. then as the firetruck finally gets through the traffic and into the intersection some fucking asian girl runs across the street infront of of the firetruck because she sees her bus arrive or something, she continued running to the busstation so thats why i assume she saw her bus. but the fact is she made the firetruck basically come to a complete stop while its horns and sirens were blaring so fucking loud it was toning out my music. i just couldnt fucking believe what i had witnessed.

then i think on the same day as i was almost home. i was behind someone who came to a complete stop at a greenlight to turn right. then proceeds to drive down the road my neighborhood is off of around 20 under the speed limit. so i drove around him and one good fucknig look at him. and to no suprise-- it was a chinaman.

gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
 
Ya, Asians piss the fuck out of me too. If they come here they better learn our culture and language or go back. Now I'm not talking first or possibly even second generation, but they should assimilate sometime. I'm talking about common sense and being polite, if they wanna still have their culture that's ok, as long as they at least are polite and shit. I've seen so many Asians at ski resorts who are GAYpers, and just fuckin dicks. Now I would never judge somebody until they either gave me a reason to like or dislike them but more often than other races Asians are just fucking dumb, in my experience.

But ya, Chinese food is good. I just dropped my girlfriend off at a chinese restaurant where she works. Hopefully she will get me some food sometime.
 
sooo u guys gonna shut the fuck up or wat? puhhleeeze Theres a diff between me asian and boater asians
 
I highly doubt you are the brand of Asian I was talking about. You are a legit skier so that is worth some street cred in any case.
 
my friend is half chinese and I love ripping on him. we call the 2 cup "I" rack in beer pong "bryn's penis"

but yeah a lot of chinese people are crazy. his grandfather who is from china catches small animals on his property and kills them and eats them.

how does he kill them? by pouring boiling water on them, of course. makes sense, its quick and painless.
 
i agree

thats one of the only statements that you just have to see pics of!!!

i hate it when people say pics or it didnt happen after every statement somebody makes on NS, but ill allow it on this one cuz i really wanna see this haha
 
LOL I couldnt bring myself to do that. I would never want to witness such a sad thing. I'm the type of person who would tear up if I hit a little bunny with my car.
 
haha yea

i saw a squirll on the side of he road the other day and he was on his back and his little fluffy tail was stickin out and his little teeth were out and my gf goes "aww thats so sad! he looks so cute."
 
real chinese food is completely differant, i asked some kid from hong kong, he says their was never any general tso', the GENERAL IS A FAKE!
 
yup my friends family cooks some crazy shit. some of its tasty, some is just a little too rough for me. but real chinese food is really fatty, like in order to eat it youd better not mind some gristle on your meat. i went to an authentic dim sung place and half the stuff they served was inedible. and i'm a pretty adventurous eater.
 
ease on the asians guys. you can't judge a whole dam group of people based on the actions of a few of them. i'm sure a lot of asians think white people are idiots too ya know.

 
yea dude that where i live, i just havent changed my profile thing, but theres def more white people than thaat still a lot of fuckin asians though
 
real chinese food is endless....waaay too much stuff to try. Some of it is rediculously delicious and a lot of it is too nasty to even look at
 
Surrey too... full of indians/pakis/bangladeshis and the like.

i mean, i dunno if your a 'nucks fan but i am, i watched cbc news the day after we beat dallas in game 7, and saw celebrations on scott & 72nd, like, there were indians/pakis celebrating, and playing drums and shit.

like, since when did indians watch ice hockey?

watch this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7IECLxGyLyw
 
every year these two bigs tour buses full of asains come to my mountain and like clog everything up....but there funny to watch in the park so its ok
 
im with you my friend.

another thing that gets to me. there ignorance.

they move to canada, and bring there country with them. i mean, at least learn the damn language its the least you can do.
 
you speak of ignorance... and then proceed to misuse the word "there." just learn the language will you? i mean, it's the least you can do...
 
your calling me out because i used the wrong form of the word "there"? im running off like 5 hours sleep and i just got off an 8 hour shift, and now i have to go back and work for another 5 hours. fuck off.
 
yeah he is calling u out. and rightly so because your were just making fun of asains for not knowing your language...which you dont even know
 
Hahaha. Nice.

Aside:

Everyone better get used to Asians because they aren't going anywhere. Just wait another 25 years when China's economy is bigger than the US's.

A part of Canadian culture, arguably the only culture that is unique to Canada, is that we have many different cultures. Asians didnt arrive here too much later than Europeans, especially in, say, Vancouver.

I can assure you, that when we go over there, we do worse to respect and assimilate to their culture, than they do "ours."

 
lol dude my dad is half indian and played in the OHL for like 4 years when he was younger, but yea there are a lot of fuckin indians, but they dont bother me there pretty chill. im 3 quarters british so you wouldnt know i was indian at all
 


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dude that is such a common mistake.

of course i know this difference between there and their. jesus christ.

all im saying, is they live in our country and a lot of them look at you like your some kind of idiot for not understanding what they are saying to you.

they just form there own little community. go to china town in toronto, many of THEIR signs dont even have english on them.

 
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