Th e friday night drunk thread

unfortunately not, im out from college, most of my friends are out of town, maynbe i could sneak some shit out of my parents liquor cabinet

 
very nice, anyone ever played beer pong in the dorms? our ra's were pretty strict, but it was fun as hell. we got some chairs and put a cabinet door on them and played...good shit.
 
i'm fucking wasted.. haha its 3 in the morning and i have called everyone in my phone thats how you know you are drunk
 
Just been to this outdoor gig party festivally type thing my old school threw to celebrate its 100th anniversairy.

So so so many beers, so so so bifted :D and i managed to get myself a bit of green for free :D
 
i was last nite we made some jungles juice. handle of vodka 3 gallons of fruit punch and 7 beers coulndt taste any alc so good
 
getting drunk then going to get harrry potter at 12 woooot. dont know how reading drunk is gunna go. maybe ill have someone read to me.
 
get completly wastoid, and just slurr your speech like maddd. "DADDY, HE SPEAKING PARCEL-TOUNGE!" You might even win a prize or something.
 
And if I get drunk and i pass out on the floor now baby you wont bother me no more and if your drinking your my friend and i say i'll think i'll have myself a beer!
 
dude, if you think like when you forget shit its weird as fuck. It happend and you were there, but its just not printed into your brain. Its hella sad
 
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