TGIF waitresses are damn hot

[sherLocke]

i just got back from TGIF and i realized that almost every single girl that is a waitress in that place is really fuckin hot. not even like decent ok hot. more like drop dead gorgeous hot. anybody else ever notice this?

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[PurpleSkier]

well if you consider the fat one that works at the tgif near me, then right-o

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[Bob_Loblaw]

i havent. but therr is o tgidf near me. u shall fuck them. then u woyulkd have fucjked a number of tgif waitredssee. u would have bragging rights.

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[Ds91260]

all the people that work at the tgif near me are gay guys

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[weazelzb]

.... hot but not as hot as hOOters.

Jigga say wha??

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[PurpleSkier]

well he better fuck them on a friday, so he has a reason to thank god (trying to be funny tgif=thank god its friday...haha?...no...alright)

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[linemaverick540]

haha that was horribble

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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[Bob_Loblaw]

i though twaas funny vokl pro

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[sherLocke]

mabye its just the one by me then. there was this one chick with a really awesome tan and these huge green eyes and the perfect body, and oooo she was so lovely.

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-Tom Green

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[Bob_Loblaw]

betiful eyes are hott. i like women s eyes if they re nive.

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[rhcp]

i dont know why...but every girl at my local ice cream stand is the same way...drop dead gorgeous. and not in a slutty way.

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[NH_LiNe]

i love girls with nice eyes

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[mommy]

weazlebe meant to say h(oYo)ters.

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i ate the cat, then slit his throat for seconds.

 

[therealjerk]

haha, yeah, ive noticed a lot of the same chick at TGIFs too. like, blonde, tall, funny chicks. god i love that place, my dad was working there when i was born, theres a sentimental connection there.

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[sugarloafer1990]

i love and hate having a hott waitress.

Love: i can check her out

Hate: my parents see me checking her out.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

so youre at hooters and she reaches over to grab your plate. OOOOOOOOOOoh.

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