Texts From last night

Frostfired

Frostfired

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For those of you know haven't heard of it befor its a site, with funny drunk texts

www.textsfromlastnight.com

for those of you know have post your favorite

heres a few good ones

(239): Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.

(419): Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...Its gonna be a good night

(714): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

 
HAHAHAHA the chris brown one is incredible. I think I may start using that in normal conversation
 
(303) - Hey have you heard about this site called "texts from last night"

(453) - Yeah bud, like 4.78 e 2344 times.

(303) - LOL
 
I think on the FML-MLIA-TFLN.(Didn't want to type them out) texts is my favorite. I like how you can read the stories from your area
 
man ur back now too? thats like 5 OG members in a week. glad to see!
and i havnt burst out laughing as hard as i did when i read the chris brown one lmfao.
 
that site is so legendary, i found one on there a while ago that was something like

so i just woke up wearing nothing but my homer simpson boxers, a top hat, and with more money than i remember going out with last night. about a thousand dollars more.
 
(502): I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
 
actually 719 covers most all the moutain parts of CO except for denver and its suberbs obviosly 303 but western state is 719
 
huh, i thought 970 was most of the mountain parts but then again, i didn't grow up here, i just live here now. definitely would be a western state thing too haha.
 
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