Texts from Bennet (funniest tumblr ever)

[blatt]

Some guy's tumblr where he posts texts from his wangster (comparable to some skiers, I guess) cousin. This is entirely a repost from reddit, but I have good intentions. I'll leave the link below:

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

 

[J.M]

this shit's hilarious

 

[Big5hifty]

if those are real, i weep for humanity

 

[TOAST.]

HUSTLA DA RABBIT

 

[Aidan-G]

That was amazing

 

[maxwell666]

there is no way... is there?

 

[blatt]

Also, here's a picture of Bennet (it's on the second page). The gun is a laser tag gun

 

[Ziolent]

Bennegt

 

[Sharknuts.]

who has 117 unread texts?

 

[TheStamos]

hahaha i lost it on the canabal one haha

 

[.zobel.]

my friend just showed me this

 

[koober]

yo kehd fuckin bennet kehd he'll fuhk yo day up kehd fuckin

 

[JHendrix]

no way someone is this fucking stupid he faking

 

[caturdaze]

just lost so hard, that was great, but the guy in the picture doesn't look 17...

 

[Abc567def]

I think its fake but I still laughed

 

[act.resist]

Niggaz in the hood eat bitches when they get outta line d00d

 

[Pool.]

im gonna sew them for being prejadiss

but what makes me think its fake is that he somehow beats his iphone spell check

 

[yuck]

those were all hilarious

i liekd hustla the rabbit

 

[terrible_skier]

bahahahahahahhaha he filled his neighbors car up with water cause " i told you bennets a boss hog gangsta" bahahahahhahaha im fucking dying

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

The very last one on the second page was fucking hilarious super funny

 

[Casual.]

is there only 2 pages? i want MOAR

 

[MilfHunter777]

Dude, look at that picture of him, he's got a shitty ass flip phone, there is no way there is any form of spell check on that piece.

 

[northeast]

HAHAHAH "raise the terror alert to black and yellow" this is the best shit ive read in a while.

 

[Elg]

i lost it at that one!

 

[skiRay]

i havent laughed this hard in a while. so great. + karma

 

[daskis]

Hahah so glad I search bar'd this because I was just about to post it. Golden stuff

 

[1337]

hilarious stuff

 

[KillaSeason]

hahahaha lasanya

 

[skijunkiedtm]

These aren't fake, the one receiving the texts is rapper mac lethal from KC, he started posting them up on his facebook a while ago.

He is also the nerdy kid who raps faster, while making pancakes.

 

[Rumi.]

lololool /threads

 

[El_Barto.]

u got 2pac first cd? i need a copy plz

instantly thought of the scene from mailbus most wanted with the gamecast

and here it is

 

[bnewbs6]

cant beleive he filled a car with water

 

[Chupacabraj]

so funny, +k

 

[daskis]

He is so right about Great Panda Buffet...

 

[ORDEAL]

Holy shit thats gold. and what bennet says is much too fucking stupid to be faked

 

[ORDEAL]

yes. yes really

 

[Timotheezy.]

funniest shit i have seen in a while

 

[caucasian_chad]

Lost in the middle of the library.

 

[Pool.]

oh yeah im dumb, the iphone is the guy receiving the texts

 

[Finnbear]

Laughed so hard at the lasanga one.

 

[MilfHunter777]

It's okay, you're only a pool.

 

[.spaghetticat.]

 

[rareform]

this is my fave

 

[anashyo]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT EVERY SINGLE ONE. i lost at the second one and so forth.

 

[anashyo]

why dont i see the picture on the tumblr

 

[Curb.]

yes.

 

[Bar_Down]

thats fuckin jks

 

[Pugh]

HUSTLA DA RABBIT

haha

 

[DayMan]

Baahahahhaha so much win

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

im pretty sure thats a airsoft with a laser attachment... i used to have one

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

it was bennets cousin with the i phone.... dumbass