Texting Mistakes

Totes_Magotes

Totes_Magotes

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i've read all the seperate texting threads and i thouroghly enjoyed them. and i wanna hear more so here's an open thread for you to post your texting shenanigans.

here's what i 'messed up' on.

Me: haha, ya. i'll promise to come to the carwash and support you guys

Her : ok good haha, and we can finally see eachother! :)

(and this is where i messed up. what i meant to say was "yes! but i'm only coming if you promise to wash my car in your bikinin ; )" )

and it didn't quite come out like that...

Me: yes! but i'm only coming if you promise to whore my ass in your bikini

her: ... wut

Me : what do you mean what? ahah

Me : OH SHIT OH SHIT.. I REALLY MESSED THAT UP.. NOT WHAT I MEANT!

no reply for next 15 minutes... yay!
 
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lol this is two people from my company. Too funny.
 
Hahah this is an epic case of "At first I was like... but then I lol'd"

I had to lace up my lolerskates
 
this is two people from my company on facebook. the girl forgot her boss was one of her friends.
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My friends name is Chappy (abrv of last name).

I txted a girl. "I wanna spray whip cream all over your body, then suck that Chappy off"

I meant cherry, FML, and fuck T9 word and driving.

She replied "I didn't know you felt so strongly about him"

:[
 
so i had just fucked this girl for the first time, and i decided to text my friend to tell him how tight her ass was and shit like that......i didnt send the text to my friend, the girl got it and ended up texting back a thank you
 
My GF texted me one night cuz she was having some family problems so i reply "how can i cheer you up" which somehow ended up being "how can i AIDes you up" fortunately i proofread that shit but WTF
 
Posted this in LM but I will here as well--

Yeah... been there...

My girlfriend and I were working things out and my buddy asked me how it was going. I sent him a lengthy message which included the line "I told her she was boring in bed" and accidentally sent that part of the message to her since she was first on my Recently Used list. Hooo boy. Big oops. When I had brought it up with her of course I had been much more low key about it. So obviously it didn't go over well haha.
 
i think god might hate me cause i was texting the same girl today... and.... it happened again.

i hate myself

here's the convo.

Me: "ya i really wish you were here, it's way fun"

Her: "ya, me too, but you know.."

Me: "mhmm,, but i could really use a cheerleader by my side for this next game ; )" ( B P )

Her: "haha, ya. ill cheer you on in spirit!"

and this is where i messed up.. again.

what was meant to be said was "So what is it about cheer you enjoy so much anyways? I mean is it even fun at all?"

(and this is what came out (same letters in T9.. who knew?)

Me : "so what is it about aides you enjoy so much anyways? I mean is it even fun at all?"

Her: "what the fuck? i don't have fucking aides.. what the hell are you thinking?"

Me : "aides? haha, what are you talking about?"

Me : "AHH SHIT. FUCK ME! NOT AGAIN. "

 
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
only the best texts ever recieved.

(201): I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
(313): I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
(480): I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
(706): don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me. (225): I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
(256): Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
(440): Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
(845): Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER Replies (5) Good Night (529) Bad Night (71) More from 845(561): i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
(814): I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
(419): The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
(937): I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
(413): Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.

 
went to a party this girl was having. it sucked so i ended up getting really high, which my friends and i tend to do when a party blows. anyways, my girlfriend at the time texts me asking if she should show up or not. i send a text that went something like this: "no, dont even bother. this shit is so weak its not even funny". after i got home (still ripped) i check my phone and notice there hadn't been a reply or anything, so i check my outbox...turns out i sent the text to the girl having the party. when i saw this i practically cried from laughing so hard. then i thought about how the fact her mom was away all night, turned into her mom coming home soon, shortly after i sent the text.
 
in high school my ex-girlfriend and my best friend and I all were in the same class. This was a big class room and the desks around the edge were arranged in a big U, then there were desks facing the front inside this U formation.
Ok, so my best friend is sitting on the opposite side of the U from me, and my ex-gf of like a day at that point was sitting in the middle, between us. So she's talking or something, making some face, and i pull out my phone and write, "I just want to smack that stupid look off her fucking face" ....i thought I sent this to my friend....until she texted me back saying, "thanks, fuck you". And it was at that point I realized I had mistakenly texted her, instead of my friend. That brought a lot of laughs at the lunch table a few hours later though.
 
was txtin my best friend who lives 3 hours away aboutmy night with this chick, no big sense he doesnt know anyone but me in my town, sent the txt then noticed i sent it to my friend tyler in my school not tyrel, so tyler told the girl, no more hooking up for me :(
 
I had something similar with my ex-girlfriend.
Her: Is there some of my stuff at yours?
Me: Yeah, a few bit and pieces
Her: Can I come round and get them please?
[Here, I meant to write, "yeah, no probs". Instead predictive text meant it came out as:]
Me: Shut the fuck up and go to hell. I'm going to burn any shit left here, then I'm gonna burn your house.

I fucking hate predictive text, always makes really embarrassing mistakes
 
british police are retarded
the they hit the car on the right side of the road, after driving on the left
and then some retard car comes on the wrong side of the road and just murks em
who the fuck just decides 'lets go hit an accident'
 
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