Text my friend just sent me.

[b-ladd]

So my buddy is in Florida on business, and today I got a text from him that said simply:

Florida is the jailbate capitol of the world.

I lol'ed.

(Jailbait being misspelled was his mistake.)

 

[Mezmerize19]

get the bail money ready

 

[Shadows]

what is he like 90 years old?

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

althought...as mis-spellings of jailbait go, that one is almost useful

jailbait

jail - bait = jail

masturbate

mastur - bate = bate

hence

jailbate.

i like it

 

[reverendwrong]

wow no ones posted a pic of chris hansen yet......

 

[KarmaSkiier]

haha no. jailbait. as in like........ a fish takes the bait.

 

[eheath]

 

[RICK_ROSS]

 

[Barf.]

Ahhaha, the Dateline guy. Sometimes I just watch that show to laugh at the people that get fucked over by him.

 

[DopeSauce]

That happened to me in opposite positions hahaha..