Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

Me: heyHer: heyy whatz upMe: chilling u?Her: sweetMe: can i ask you a serious questionHer: ya sure why notMe: when you gonna let me tap datHer: haha youre so cuteMe: no im seriousHer: o ha ummm.....Me: yaHer: well i am two years older than you Me: I know that doesnt matterHer: haha well its not my thing but maybeMe: ok sweet
Thats how we do it to freshman wooooooow
 
me: hey can I ask u a question?

her: sure what is it

me: when r u gonna let me tap dat?

her: hahaha probly never

her: nice try though ;]

FAIL :(
 
i just clicked this girls name to see what she looked like

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Me: Hey.

Her: Hi

Me: Can i ask you a question?

Her: Yeah!

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?

Her: stfu.

Me: This is serious...

Her: Seriously inappropriate! The only thing i tap is agua, sonn.

Ouch....
 
attempt 2. this one was a little more successful I guess

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Meohaiu11:36amAmandahi?11:36amMesup11:37amAmandawith alysaa11:39amMecoolanyways when u gunna let me tap dat?11:44amAmandaright now11:45amAmanda
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11:47amMei have an abnormally large penisis it still ok?11:48amAmandaof course the bigger the better11:48amMeeven if its 15inches?11:48amAmandaoh yes!11:48amMeyay
 
right after reading this i heard one of the workers that are doing construction on my neighbors house yell "WHUT?"
 
Me: Can I ask you a serious question?

Her: Yeah haha

me: Can I tap dat?

her: No

me: Shot down!

She is obviously lying she totally wants my body
 
I actually did this over the summer, then forgot to post it.

I picked a random contact out of my friends phone and did it, you know how it goes, i can't remember everything she said. but bottom line, it turned out to be his 13 year old cousin. I'M TURNING INTO ECB!!!
 
me: question

TM: ? what is it?

me: can i tap dat?

TM: oh helllll yaaaa

me: word

me: can i ask you a question

RS: yep

me: when can i tap dat?

RS: when youur chylamidia tests come back negative :)

me: word im on it

me: yo question

JW: what's

JW: up

me: when you gonna let me tap dat?

JW: by dat you mean moi ?

me: yeah

JW: anytime, yo. speaking of which, are you friends with emily shapiro?

me: yo when you gonna let me tapp dat?

ZD: tap wat?

me: dat

ZD: dat meaning wat?

me: dat ASSSSS

ZD: whoooss ass

me: yours you fuckin idiot

ZD: nooooooo

me: ok

me: yo when can i tapp dat?

HR: you tryina slump?

me: ya dog

HR: iight when

me: ummm you tell me

HR: tonite?

me: im game

HR: haha are you in portland?

me: no

HR: well shit just send me a dirty picture bahahaha

me: baby can i hit it?

JP: you know you can hit it

me: str8

JP: what the fuckare you talkin bout

me: ebonics

JP: im going to hit zach raker

JP: with my hipster bike

me: im going to hit you with a shovel

me: robbie i have a question for you

RD: yo

me: when you gonna let me tap dat

RD: whenever you want

me: word

RD: nope jk

me: please

RD: sure ill tell you what, if you make the drive down here and we can do it on tinychat, we'll talk

me: deal

TS: ohai

me: will you let me tap dat?

TS: anytime sweet thang

me: dan?

DA: giiiiirrllll

me: can i hit it?

DA: only on cam

 
never went through finally. on an unrelated note, i might be headin to Whis for spring break, where do you live Kerry or should i just tell my hotel roommates to gtfo?
 
Me: Hey would you do anything with me?Her: No I have a boyfriendMe: Oh! Well I have 2 gold fishHer: Huh?Me: Yea! Were both talking about shit that doesnt matter!
 
11:42pmMe

yo gurl

11:43pmMelissa

yess?

11:43pmMe

can i ask you a serious question

11:45pmMelissa

how serious haha?

11:45pmMe

mad serious

11:45pmMelissa

ohhh...

then no:p

11:46pmMe

ok :(

FAIL
 
(same conversation)

Me

can i ask you another question?

12:07amMelissa

shoot..

12:08amMe

when you gonna let me tap dat

12:09amMelissa

never

12:09amMe

whaaat

come on babe

i think im gettin some tonight
 
i used to do that but with 'wanna make out' it's funny to see the range of answers you get. some people give you a simple 'no', or 'haha sure'. others feel the need to explain themselves and say 'well i do find you attractive but i have a current love interest who i wouldn't want to ruin anything with bla bla bla', and then every once in a while you run into that winner who's like 'uhhhhh where can i meet you' cause she's horny as fuck

one of my best hook-up stories comes from a drunk text to this girl i barely knew, and honestly when i told her to come to my place, she walked for like 20 minutes through the rain and rang my doorbell at 3 in the morning, saying she'd peaced from the bar to get to my place, and holy shit it was fun times. that's like the hottest thing a girl could ever do.. want you so badly that she just drops everything and makes her way to you. and even then i was only semi-serious about it. i texted her passed out from my bed.

not to mention she showed up in a tiny black dress with her make-up half running down her face from the rain and all wet and shit. she looked unbelievable. i swear it was like a scene from a movie.

good times, yo
 
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