Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[Alex_G]

ahahaha why dont you tell her shes a whore

 

[summersover]

nothins goin in thats for sure haha

 

[gunstalk]

 

[Alex_G]

haha just did it resulting in punking the fuck out of my ex girlfriend which is always fun

 

[JZA]

you failed me ns... haha

Jared

hey can i ask you a serious question

4:36pmAlex

ya. . .

4:37pmJared

wen r u gonna let me tap dat?

4:37pmAlex

never fucker

u gotta lot of fucking nerve asking me that fuck face

 

[DavidHonda.]

lawlz

 

[richards]

girl goot pissed

 

[YooperSteeze]

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASH

 

[SHampson]

Me and Big_Spence doing it soon. We'll update. If the member Big_Spence doesn't post you know he pussied out.

 

[JZA]

not HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASH

haha

 

[carbon.pulse]

Me: Hey how you going?

Her: Pretty good. u?

Me: Yea good.

Me: Can I ask you a question?

Her: You want to ask if you can tap dat?

Me: Yea how'd you know?

Her: You just asked the girl beside me that 5 minutes ago.

Me: Shit.

Me: Well?

Her: No ok.

 

[wisconsinsteeze]

haha that was a good one, ill make sure i do this tomorrow, ill post it up.

 

[epic_line]

Nathan says:

Hey

Haley,, says:

ayee

Nathan says:

Can I ask you a question

Haley,, says:

sure

Nathan says:

If the hulk and Godzilla faced off in a cage match, who would win

Well

Haley,, says:

hmm tough one

Godzilla is bigger

but the hulk is a beast

im gunna say hulk

Nathan says:

Can I ask you another question

Haley,, says:

sure

Nathan says:

When are you going to let me tap dat

Haley,, says:

HAHAHA

Nathan says:

This is a serious question

Haley,, says:

haha for you

anytime

Nathan says:

Be there in 20

Haley,, says:

lol alright baby

 

[iFail]

haha i got a funny one. her=sarah

me-hello sarah

her-heyy sam whats up? and werev you been lately?

me-not much, done working for the summer. Hey I got a question

her-im sure it has little meaning

me-wrong- can I tap dat?

her-way to ask in a gay way...and I'm not like that

me-you were like that in April

her-but...well that was different circumstance

me-I had met you 20 minutes earlier and all you new about me was I hadn't been at school in months since I was suspended and that we had- (second half of text)- one of the same friends..

her-but you didn't talk in a faggy tap dat way

me-was that my problem now?

her-yes it is. saying tap dat makes you sound like a fag 11 year old.

me-well that blows. do you also blow?

her-mabeyy. we will talk about that later. good bye for now I am leaving my phone to charge.

me-peace

her-bye tap dat

me-how not funny or creative

her-I thought is was sort of funny in an annoying way

me-you were wrong.

her-oh. now i know. talk to you tomorrow, and are you going to dyllans party?

me-if it's near where he used to live

her-he is a whore so probably not. bye

ns, you failed me... now what to do...

 

[epic_line]

Say you were drunk?

 

[jayo.]

no, you failed yourself on that one. you should have just let it be

 

[B-runge]

i laughed so hard at this

 

[thebeesknees]

haha yours was great!

 

[thebeesknees]

haha i think they have to know who you are..

 

[C00N3Y]

me- yo bidher-yo sonme-wudaaaupppher-nothing just listening to music hbume-flossin n rollinher- y r u flossing? and i thought u quitme- .........i could never quit such an amazing thing...can i ask u somethingher- shureme- when u gonna let me come over an tap dather- umm well scotts over now, maybe tmrw or at james' party?me- ditch scott and come overher- kk ill be there in 20me- flossin

 

[JStrathern]

hahahaha

 

[kylemiller]

kylehello10:46amHollyhey there10:46amkylewhats up?10:47amHollygetting attacked againwbu?10:47amkylenothingcan i ask youa question10:47amHollyyes you canwhat is it10:48amkylecan i tap that?10:48amHollyexcuse me?1

 

[70794Willow]

ha. peter should text audrey.

 

[8ONE657]

10:45:37 PM aimeeeeeee: yo dan

10:45:47 PM danpittsrules: yo aimee

10:45:54 PM aimeeeeeee: question for you

10:45:59 PM danpittsrules: answer

10:46:05 PM aimeeeeeee: can i tap dat?

10:46:12 PM danpittsrules: dangit

10:46:14 PM danpittsrules: u beat me to it

10:46:21 PM aimeeeeeee: bwahaha.

10:46:24 PM aimeeeeeee: so is that a yes?

10:46:28 PM danpittsrules: y

10:46:29 PM danpittsrules: a

10:46:43 PM aimeeeeeee: w00t.

10:46:48 PM danpittsrules: k lets do it

10:46:53 PM danpittsrules: i put my robe and wizard hat on

10:47:07 PM aimeeeeeee: ooh hawt

10:47:23 PM danpittsrules: ya

10:48:23 PM danpittsrules: so rly

10:48:26 PM danpittsrules: ive been thinking

10:48:29 PM danpittsrules: i got a question

10:48:37 PM aimeeeeeee: yes danYull.

10:48:51 PM danpittsrules: well ive just been thinking arbys

10:48:53 PM danpittsrules: frankly

10:48:57 PM aimeeeeeee: oh nice.

10:49:02 PM danpittsrules: can i tap dat and then get arbys

10:49:03 PM aimeeeeeee: roastbeef buger?

10:49:05 PM danpittsrules: ya

10:49:11 PM aimeeeeeee: then yes you can

10:49:22 PM danpittsrules: wewt

10:52:35 PM danpittsrules: so

10:52:38 PM danpittsrules: 123456789

10:53:14 PM aimeeeeeee: TEN!

10:53:20 PM danpittsrules: NICE

10:53:22 PM danpittsrules: HIGH FEIV

 

[iFail]

nah she won't actually care at all

 

[PurpleDino]

me: hey

her: heyy what's up?

me: nothing can i ask you a question?

her: yes what is it?

me: when can i tap dat?

her: excuse me?

me: im serious girl

her: wow ian. your cool...

faillll

 

[iLoveLamp]

me-hey so can i tap dat

her-is this still ryan

me-what? no really here

her-??

me-im super cereal

her-when you say super cereal i know yr not

me-for cereal

her-hmmmmmm.....gonna say no

me-ho

her-what? i said no

me-blow me

her-haha

me-so ill see you at school monday!!!

 

[mr_shifty]

hahahahahaha lmao hate when that happens

 

[EastCoast315]

Someone do it as a forward, to ALL their contacts, wait for everyone to respond (A few hours) and then forward another, more general response

 

[andy_boy]

HAHAHHAHA

 

[Alex=God]

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat

Conner: When is stillakilla gonna let me tap dat

 

[MatRich]

I tried it with my girlfriend but we always talk in french so it failed in a none funny way

this is the conversation with MO-gan

me: Hey can I ask you something?

MO-gan: sure

me: When can I tap dat?

MO-gan: hahaha when you come to indiana!

me: sweet! buy me a plane ticket?

MO-gan: Ha im not paying!

me: alright.. well your missing out on some fine quebec ass!

MO-gan: no sir you are missing out on some very fine american ass

me: by fine do you mean big because the ones I know are like that

MO-gan: haha well mine is just good!

me: but is it worth a plane ride to indiana?

MO-gan: hell yeah!

me: oh well..

 

[LO_GO]

this

 

[Hansel.]

You should come to indiana

 

[MatRich]

nah iv got a girlfriend who I love very much right here. I wouldnt mind going to ski there however!

 

[SushiMan]

hahaha this is hilarious but i dont believe half the stories!!!! haha or i must have really prude friends that are girls!!!!

might have to give it a try but im scared ha

 

[Hansel.]

well thats what i ment, for some quality mid west skiing

 

[epoxiedtip]

Kyle

hey courtt

9:52pmKyle

whats up

9:52pmCourtney

hey not much tired

9:52pmKyle

nice same

9:53pmCourtney

how are you?

9:54pmKyle

good you?

can i ask you a sirious question ?

9:55pmCourtney

finee! and sure

9:55pmKyle

can i tap dat?

9:55pmCourtney

sure why not

9:55pmKyle

ighttttt

when yuo want to hang out?

 

[ReetsAdeets]

If i did this to my x it would break her heart. lol

 

[Tripplesixty]

Group Chat on my Blackberry:

Me: Good, but can I ask you a serious question?Alissa: What's that?Lincoln: Sup?Alissa: Nm. Just got home from work.. Wbu, Lincoln?Lincoln: Hanging at the beach good timesAlissa: CoolLincoln: Ya not so badAlissa: Me, what's your serious question??Lincoln: Ya, what is itMe: When are you gonna let me tap dat?Lincoln: LolAlissa: HmmAlissa: Why are we in a group chat?Lincoln: ahahaLincoln: Still laughing about that question lolMe: No but seriouslyAlissa: I'd let u tap it anytime... But still, why are we in a group chat??Alissa: HahaLincoln: Yes?Me: So tonight?Alissa: Fuck yeahAlissa: What time?Me: 830 your parents bed roomAlissa: OkAlissa: Lincoln:

 

[Spacekroft]

this made my day since i got to watch it happen on my blackberry,

 

[B-runge]

did it

she said no

so i said i love you

and she said i love you like a brother

so i asked if i could bro tap her

no reply.....

BUAHAHAHA

 

[ReetsAdeets]

tried it, failed. oh well, she was hot and i was just gonna call her a slut if she said yes anyways...good fun

 

[Totes_Magotes]

Me: Hey

Her: Heyyyy

Me: Can i ask you a very serious question?

Her: Sure

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Wooowwwww

Me: Well in that case, disregard what i just said

Her : Uhh, no?

Me: see ya

Her : ?

Me : peace

Her : ??

Me : see ya

Her : Fucker

 

[ManOnTheMoon]

me:can i tap that?

her:Maybe later...im tired

me:so ill be in your parents room around 8

her: k

me:Should i bring the rubbers?

her:doesnt matter

me: Birthcontrol or do you wanna have a baby cause im not sure im ready to be a dad

her:then the deals off

me:AH FUCK...well, can i just pull out?

her:No

me:fuck i guess were having a kid

 

[8ONE657]

fuck yeah!

 

[.Roockley.]

hahaha

 

[beardstatus]

unhhh cooney

 

[Mr.Plank]

me- Can i ask you a very important question?her- yeah!me- If The hulk and godzilla got in an epic cage match with hulk hulgan reffing, who would win?her- uhm godzilla of course...me- oh, so when you gona let me tap dat?her- Bitch i'm in your bedroom already!(she was at my neighbors house and came up to my house when i wasn't home)me- i'll be home!her- i'm leaving in like 10 minutes how are you gona get here that quick.me- i'll teleport!her- well you can teleport to my house just as easily as you can teleport here then
thanks ns!

 

[.travis.]

I heart this thread so here is my contribution...

Me- hey whats up

Her- Hey, not much you!?

Me- not much. when are you gonna let me tap dat

Her- Ha... u should probably stop drinking now