Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[gunstalk]

new page

 

[KFRADtheLaxBro]

yea i just calculated a 6% chance that this will work. it night make the girl laugh a little but i wouldnt use this as my first tactic.

 

[slickohio]

ahhhh gotta love the nation.

 

[UNREAL]

me: ayyy guuurll when you let me tap dat

her: hahahaha supp bitty i miss yo fine ass

me: nm babe but i asked a question yo, im a busy man

her: ahahah whenn u in townnn

me: next mondayy aha u

her: juust got homeee. call me wen urr in the citttty

me: will do hun

her: goood babe

thanks ns ahaha

 

[gunstalk]

shredthe603 (11:57:59 PM): so can i ask u a aerious wuestion

shredthe603 (11:58:05 PM): question

JubxKall (12:00:04 AM): chaaa

shredthe603 (12:00:08 AM): when u gunna let me tap dat

JubxKall (12:00:21 AM): haha nice

fail...

 

[EvanMeyer]

which whore in our grade was that?

 

[bangarangmules]

hahahaha i lol'ed

 

[Mooserz]

?v=0

 

[Mooserz]

 

[Mt_Baker_Man]

do you live in MANtana too?

 

[Slinger1x1]

Dubsman35 (12:21:52 PM): HEYYYY gurl, wasssssssup?

ohhaimeeeee (12:22:18 PM): ayyy yoooo.

ohhaimeeeee (12:22:22 PM): just bored youuu

Dubsman35 (12:22:57 PM): just chill baby, you know

Dubsman35 (12:23:02 PM): can i ask you a question?

ohhaimeeeee (12:23:21 PM): of coursee

Dubsman35 (12:23:29 PM): When you gonna let me tap that?

ohhaimeeeee (12:23:47 PM): whenever wherever. haha you know that

Dubsman35 (12:24:51 PM): what you wearin girl?

ohhaimeeeee (12:25:11 PM): full tilts and nothin else

Dubsman35 (12:26:39 PM): i'll be there in 3 minutes, you can start without me. warm yourself up

ohhaimeeeee (12:26:55 PM): duh babe i already did...GET HERE NOWWWW

ohhaimeeeee (12:30:45 PM): CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TIL YOU'RE HERE! I'm soaked.

Auto-response: Dubsman35 is away (12:30:45 PM)

I'm Not Here....

 

[Ryan*]

lol

 

[epic_line]

This thread is going to be epic

 

[An10a_Eng]

hahaha thats a good one

 

[YooperSteeze]

YooperSteeze (12:27:23 AM): i have a question for you

FluffyDuck573 (12:27:53 AM): yes?

YooperSteeze (12:28:05 AM): may i tap dat?

FluffyDuck573 (12:28:08 AM): lololol

FluffyDuck573 (12:28:10 AM): no.

FluffyDuck573 (12:28:11 AM): haha

YooperSteeze (12:28:13 AM): damn

YooperSteeze (12:28:15 AM): haha

YooperSteeze (12:28:19 AM): had to ask

YooperSteeze (12:28:21 AM): haha

FluffyDuck573 (12:28:22 AM): xD

FluffyDuck573 (12:28:23 AM): lol

 

[YooperSteeze]

YooperSteeze (1:12:34 AM): are you sure i cant tap dat?

FluffyDuck573 (1:12:42 AM): yes

YooperSteeze (1:12:49 AM): damn

FluffyDuck573 (1:12:53 AM): bitch please

YooperSteeze (1:12:54 AM): please?

FluffyDuck573 (1:12:56 AM): no

YooperSteeze (1:12:59 AM): damn

YooperSteeze (1:13:01 AM): haha

FluffyDuck573 (1:13:04 AM): lol

YooperSteeze (1:13:05 AM): why not?

FluffyDuck573 (1:13:12 AM): cause I said so

YooperSteeze (1:13:23 AM): why did you say no?

FluffyDuck573 (1:13:33 AM): cause

FluffyDuck573 (1:13:40 AM): I felt like it

YooperSteeze (1:13:45 AM): bitch

YooperSteeze (1:13:55 AM): whyd you feel like it?



FluffyDuck573 (1:14:41 AM): cause I'm awesome



YooperSteeze (1:14:56 AM): why are you awesome?



FluffyDuck573 (1:15:17 AM): Becuase I'm riding The Awesome Possum

YooperSteeze (1:15:27 AM): o rly?

FluffyDuck573 (1:15:46 AM): yarly

YooperSteeze (1:16:20 AM): no rly

FluffyDuck573 (1:16:25 AM): and how would you know

YooperSteeze (1:16:41 AM): you sure i can't not tap dat?

FluffyDuck573 (1:16:49 AM): that's a double negative

FluffyDuck573 (1:16:52 AM): I'm not retarded

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:00 AM): I'm sure you CANNOT take dat

YooperSteeze (1:17:17 AM): haha

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:29 AM): er

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:30 AM): tap*

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:31 AM): my bad

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:31 AM): haha

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:33 AM): typos are lol

YooperSteeze (1:17:35 AM): AND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FluffyDuck573 (1:17:40 AM): lol

 

[14.]

My girlfriend of 11 months just broke up with me, i guess it "sent her over the edge"

Thanks ns, im finally free.

 

[Ryan*]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH unless you're being sarcastic about being free, in which case, I'm sorry

 

[madtownfreestyle]

me: can i ask you a question?her: sureme: can i tap dat?her: r u drunk?me: no this is a serious question...her: you are in cali.me: thats not what i asked

she hasn't responded in like 10 mins...fuck it

 

[anTii_SteeZe]

1:33amLuke

so when can i tap dat shiii

1:33amNatalie

whenever you call

1:34amLuke

haha.tomorrow?blackoak?

1:35amNatalie

i have cheer til 2.after that

1:36amLuke

aighttttt

 

[madtownfreestyle]

me: can i ask you a question?her: who is this?

i hate this game..........

 

[Ryan*]

I hate when that happens

 

[Jib-Ninja]

LMFAO! Greatest post so far in this thread...major backfire.

 

[stokedelic]

dayumm son you live in my area? (exeter,brentwood,kingston area)

 

[stokedelic]

me:can i ask you a serious question?

her:can you tap this? no get off newschoolers

 

[gunstalk]

i live in gilford its by laconia and tilton

 

[Crack.]

some of these are pretty funny buy I love how the unviersal response for most girls is "are you drunk".

 

[PhaedeD]

better wrap up your tool nigga.

 

[saucey]

so it started with me talking to her on facebook, and then that got fucked so i went to AIM and it got confusing sao this is the starting point

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:42:59 AM): Pick a vehicle to talk to me in. FB or AIM.

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:43:13 AM): AIM it is

aftabang (9:43:18 AM): cool

aftabang (9:43:27 AM): so can i tap dat?

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:43:40 AM): Nope

aftabang (9:43:50 AM): ok sounds good

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:44:20 AM): If you really need to, fill out an application and get it into matt by the end of the week to be approved

aftabang (9:44:38 AM): oh right you have a boyfriend

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:44:55 AM): and that changes things for you?

aftabang (9:45:17 AM): no

aftabang (9:45:21 AM): should it?

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:45:27 AM): It never did before!

aftabang (9:45:37 AM): why start now?

OuttaTheBlue115 (9:45:42 AM): tru dat!

 

[A.0.spin]

me: hey aileen. wut up

... long pause...

her: hey what up with you im in maui!!

me: dang i wanna be there lol. I was gonna ask u a question earlier

her:...what was the question?? dont leave me hangin!

me: yea so i was wondering when can i tap dat

her: lol when are you gonna come visit and not get hit by cars and shit

me: cool cool. some time this winter ill couch surf my way around boulder. im super strong again. well go nuts

her: super strong huh? ha are you telling me to go nuts? like on a jungle gym?

me: oh yea jungle gym. pool table at round midnight. you name it

her: i actually meant that YOU could be the jungle gym but i guess that works...

me: sure cool its on! enjoy your vacation. bring me a souvenir

first one i tried. i love this game

 

[8ONE657]

me: kateee you're home!! i need to see you.kate: i know, i missed you. but i don't wanna be home yet me: yeahhh bummer forsure but gahh school starts soonme: totally not stoked for that but only a bus ride away hakate: hahaha sketchy PAT bus ride with all them damn homeless people.kate: so what night are you free this week?me: any night is finee i just need to get out the fuckin house ya digggkate: i know right. the madre is driving me insane!!!!!!kate: but i gotta go run an eat. i'll call you tomorrow...me: soundsss gooood me: hey kate, question for youuu!kate: yeeessss?me: when you gonna let me tap dat bitch!?kate: AGAIN? get the fuck over here kate:

 

[conman2800]

weeew

 

[lukasdudd]

HAHAHAHA...Love it

 

[anTii_SteeZe]

Lukeslut

so wen u gonna let me hit dat'

5:04pmErika

hmm tonight ?

 

[spudz]

hahaha my friend did it to me.

newschoolers is soooo gay

 

[lloyd_christmas]

i like this.

 

[GetPitted]

MT this hilarious.

 

[_MNice_]

This is with my x-girlfriend

Me: Hey Carly, whats goin on?

Her: Nothin to much, just with my family, what about you?

Me: Just chillin on my boat with tom and jessi

Her: Ah cool cool!

Me: So can i ask you a question, its kinda important

Her: Sure go for it.

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Maybe

Me: Oh yeah?

Her: NO!

Me: Ah fuck, but seriously can I?

Her: Why?

Me: Cuz i want to.

Her: So you want to seriously what i have to say?

Me: Yeah, I want to know

Her: Well fuck no!

Me: Why not?

Her: Cuz i am not like that.

And that was with my x

 

[Deletedtoday]

nice now we all can see her facebook

 

[C00N3Y]

me: yooooher: hiiiime: whats upher: downloading music youme: chillin can i ask you a questionher: why notme: if king kong and the hulk faced off in a cage match judged by michael cera who would winher: for sure king kong cause when hes mad he goes buckme: kan i ask you another questionher: keep them cominme: when you gunna let me tap dather: once you got gameme: ight ight

 

[popNfresh44]

.

 

[epic_line]

haha

 

[C00N3Y]

.

 

[Shlogan]

damn someone has it good.

 

[GetPitted]

This is my girlfriend who is skier

Me: Wahoo! How has your day been?!

Her: It's been pretty good so far! Your morrning has been good I'm sure! You got a computer!

Me: Yea! I'm stoked! Can I ask you a question?

Her: Yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Yes....

Me: Oh damn girl......when can i hit that fine ass?

Her: Whenever you'd like...

Me: Can you wear Full Tilts? Please?

Her: Whatever you want ill do

Me: Win. Haha

Her: Hahaha well crazy things can be fun and if it turns you on like crazy then I'm not gonna complain

 

[Lax_Bro40]

Me and my Ex

me- You going out tonight?
her- Idk yet. Laura has to work a bit then she wants to do something after so probs. You?
me- im tryin to ya.
her- Who you going with?
me- idk yet.
her- we should booze before?
me- where at
her- idk yet im washing my car ill text you later.
me- can i ask you a serious question?
her- yeah
me- can i tap that
her- what?
me- can i tap that?
her-tap what?
me- you
her- why is everything you say a joke
me- who said anything about a joke.
her- ill ttyl.

well that went over well lmao

 

[BobBarker]

Me-HeyHer-What upMe- Fuck I forgot what to say

 

[Lax_Bro40]

well thanks to this thread im fucking tonight! AYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

 

[TheTristanator]

Tyler

hey

9:13pmAlexa

hi wats goin in

9:14pmAlexa

i mean wats goin on lol

9:15pmTyler

nothin much

can i ask you a serious question?

9:16pmAlexa

yeah i guess?

9:16pmTyler

Can i tap dat?

9:17pmAlexa

uuuuuuuuhh wat

9:18pmTyler

you didnt answer my question, im a busy man

9:18pmAlexa

then why don't you ask one of your other ladis. . .are you still a virgin

9:19pmTyler

can you answer my question?

9:20pmAlexa

answer mine first

9:20pmTyler

I asked you first

9:21pmAlexa

i don't care i need to kno your answer so i can give you mine

9:21pmTyler

yes i am

9:22pmAlexa

o then no lol besides we don't like eachother like that

9:23pmTyler

so i cant tap dat?

9:24pmAlexa

why do you want to

9:24pmTyler

i miss dat fine ass

9:25pmAlexa

o yeah i'm so sure

9:26pmTyler

so i cant tap dat ^.^

9:28pmTyler

:]

 

[C00N3Y]

what would you call a virgin on a water bed?

a cherry float