Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

Line101

Line101

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It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up

Her: Hey just chillin whats up

Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?

Her: Yea of course?

Me: Can i tap dat?

Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?

Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.

Her: your dating my friend no

Me: so?

Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
 
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kind of confused at this thread
 
Me: hey what are you up to?

Her: nothing really why you doing anything tonight

Me nope nothing much. so i was wondering can i tap that?

Her: well maybe when you not dating your girlfriend

Me: really so i cant tap that?

Her:why the hell are you saying tap that cant you just say can i fuck you

Me: well i didnt want to be rude.

Her: k well it kinda was by asking but maybe we can hang tomorrow

Me: k cool beans bye
 
me: Ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?

SteezeAlex: haha what?

me: cmonn, i need an answer

SteezeAlex: ohhh right

me: no time for games, I need an answer

SteezeAlex: of courseeee. right now.

to bad she saw this thread.... that it would have been funny
 
me- hey

him- heyy

me- sup my nukka

him- chillen like a gthang

me- cool can i ask you a serious question?

him- aww nukka ya know ya can ask anything, forrizle

me- cool

him- question?

me- naw i just wanted to know for future refrence

him- oh for real

me- alright im gonna go now, expect a text from me in due time about something serious

him- k?

9 minutes later

me- if a rankor and the hulk faced off in a cage match, judged by the hulk hogan, who would win

him-.........

i think it worked! fuck ya!

p.s. your gay! whew!
 
By buddy who's obsessed with Kanye West told me that there was a thread like this on some Kanye Fan forum thing. And that someone texted someone and they called the cops for harassment. But that's probably bullshit anyways.
 
did anyone else notice that OP had 209 posts and 0 karms?

can't say he doesn't deserve it though...
 
me- heyher-heyme-whats up?her-nothing tired, you?me-just watching tv. can i ask u a question?her-sure? hahame-when you gonna let me tap that?her uhh?me- that doesnt answer my questionher-since whenme- huh?her-why?me-idk i got an urgeher-haha oh, maybe sometime in high schoolme- alright gimme a call sometimeher-ok i will
 
hahaha

me: hey

her: hey

me:can i ask you a question

her: go for it

me: can i tap you?

her: me?

me: ya, i want you

her: hahaha

me: is that a yes?

her:no.

me: why

her: cause im not like that

me: could you be?

her: no.

me: :(

makes me mad cause a few weeks ago she said we would...
 
Me: Hey whats up?

Her: Nm you?

Me: Na. Can I ask you a question?

Her: Yea what?

Me: Can I tap dat?

Her: Tonight?!

Me: Whenever you want.

Her: Um maybe txt me tomorrow if im drunk enough I may be keen.

Me: Will do then.
 
texting my Korean Irish friend.

Tyler: well your luxurious lawn is killing the neighborhood. Patrick is dying of dehydration!

me: luxury > asian child. so, when you gonna let me tap dat?

Tyler: when balance is restored.
 
looks like it could be.

Serge

when you gonna let me tap that

i need an answer im busy busy

4:48pmAlex

by that you mean me?

4:48pmSerge

yeah o course

4:48pmAlex

hmmm... that i couldn't tell you.

either when you start being nice or get me super drunk. whichever comes first.

4:49pmSerge

lol lol

screen capped!

 
10:27:07 PM me: can i ask you a question

10:27:18 PM colerrbearr: yea sure man

10:27:22 PM me: can i tap that

10:27:51 PM colerrbearr: haha dont spend so much tme on ns ha
 
10:31:57 PM me: can i ask u a questoin10:32:01 PM her: yeah10:32:09 PM me: when are u gonna let me.....tap that10:32:19 PM her: ?10:32:39 PM me: that didnt answer my question10:32:53 PM her: i dont get ur question..

hahah what a fail! from her
 
Garret

so when you gonna let me tap dat?

10:07pmAriel

youre so funnyy....

i heard youre going to live with the guys

10:07pmGarret

yeah in the basement

it's gonna be crackin

10:07pmAriel

haha i bet

10:08pmGarret

i'm stoked to have my own kitchen and living room

10:08pmAriel

haha yeah

Wasn't persistent enough....lesson learned. Next one will be to the point

 
Justinhey what are you up to11:04pmSaranothing much?11:04pmJustincan i ask you a serious question?11:04pmSarauhh i guess?11:05pmJustinso when are you gonna let me ... tap dat?11:05pmSaraare you drunk?

fail
 
I would rather not ask a girl if i can 'tap dat' via text messege, thank you very much, sir.
 
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