Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

I really want to try this. But I don't believe the possible shit storm waiting from my gf of 2 years is worth it. I'm pretty confident it would work too. Their were a few I had in mind.
 
Shit just went south, she started to go on about her feelings and how she wants a real relationship and not being tossed around.
 


Hase Trey

YO QUESTION FOR YOU

ITS SUEPER SRS

10:54pm

Jesse Woods

YUH

10:54pm

Hase Trey

WEN U GONNA LET ME TAP DAT

10:55pm

Jesse Woods

ITS FOR THE DAMN THREAD

10:55pm

Hase Trey

NO ITS 4REALZ

I WANT UR PEPE IN MY SWIMSUIT AREA

10:56pm

Jesse Woods

THAT MEANS IMMA BE TAPPIN YOU THOUGH

10:57pm

Hase Trey

R-R-R-R-R-R-REEEEEMIX

10:57pm

Jesse Woods

MAFIA MUSIK

10:58pm

Hase Trey

#weoutthere

orrrr

#weinthere

10:58pm

Jesse Woods

#squats

10:59pm

Hase Trey

but really

when you gonn let me stab you

with my knife

and by knife, i mean my penis

10:59pm

Jesse Woods

Honestly, I'm partyin

11:00pm

Hase Trey

I LIED

ITS TOTALLY FOR THAT THREAD

11:01pm

Jesse Woods

Yeah c'mon don't try and put this shit past me

11:01pm

Hase Trey

its consensual tho, rite?

rufies are expensive

and blackout drunk takes too long
 
copy paste from facebook because i raped your grandmother and dont care to reofmrat it. fuck ur society rules.
 
asked a few girls and got a variety of responses

all satrted with the big question... can i tap dat

1.... only if we dated

2.... hell ya, jk who are you

3.... hi,have you been skiing yet

4..... nope

5..... you never come to visit but if you did....
 
i must agree we continued to talk and she asked if i was stuck in an elevator with someone for 24 hours who would it be and what would i do with them.

my response . iron man id tell him to get me the hell outta there

i could turn into a slow win
 
me. hey i got a questionher. yeah?

me. can i tap dat?

her. hahahahahaha no.

me. well that was pretty inconclusive

her. you dont say

 
Me: hey

Her: hi

8:32pm

Me: I got a question

Me: when u gonna let me tap dat?

Her: you should to know not to talk to women like that. I'm blocking you

First try /claim

 
I got a question



?

Shoot.



when u gonna let me tap dat?



Probably after you post this reply in the Newschoolers thread ;)
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well played sir

hey

i got a question



whatsup



when u gonna let me tap dat?



bye noah!!!

8:42pm

goodbye

hey



hi



I got a question



yeah?



when u gonna let me tap dat



um never



wtf am i doing wrong?

 
me: ayy girl can i ask you a question?

her: yea sure what is it?

me: i juss gotta ask can i tap dat?

her: sure why not?

me: sounds good, this friday?

her: your on

bam! never thought it could be that simple!
 
ayo gurrl



noahh!!

its been forever



i got a question



what is it?



when u gonna let me tap dat?



aahaha... im guessing this is noahs friend?

not noah



no

you should fly up to pennsylvania so i can tap dat



very funny noah



this isn't a joke



ok sure

9:52pm

fuck yea. i knew you'd cum around

 
ME: Ayyyyy gurlll, srs question, when r u goin 2 let me tap dat?

Her: hahah trying again?

ME: god damn it sophie

I need some successful shit to post in this thread on newschoolers

Me: trying again? is not the right answer

Her: haha okay try again

Me: Ayyyyy gurlll, srs question, when r u goin 2 let me tap dat?

Her: oh hayyy ;) serious answer, as soon as i come back. man ive been waiting for you to ask for a while

Me: kthx

#iminright?
 
to all these people claiming shit im calling bs or i need to meet better girls.

most resents

me: can i tap dat

her:well im kinda with someone and if i knew you better then prob

me:i have a fish

her:so

me:so were both talking about shit that dont matter

her: haha ok so i have dogs

me:i give up

me:can i tap dat

her: do you have a girlfriend

me:never

her: i thought you were dating amanda

me:nope

her:oh haha hmm

me: time is of the essence

her:why

me: its dec 1st

her: what does that mean

me: the world is ending soon

her I doubt it will end

me: well if it does i want to go knowing if i can tap dat

her: maybe

me: maybe doesnt cut it

her:why do you want to?

me: i got nothing

her:shit i feel like that is awkward

me: it is thats why you win.. peace
 
Ahaha I love this shit...

Me: hey can I ask you a serious question

Her: Yeah what's up??

Me: can I tap dat

Her: haha yupp
 
Me:

Hey whats going on

Her:

Just in psychology... You?

Me:

Just chillen in AP bio, I was wondering if I could ask you a serious question?

Her:

Yeah sure, what is it

Me:

can I tap dat?

Her:

How is that even a serious question haha

Are you drunk

Me:

does that mean no?
 
Bump, man I wonder how many of these were faked by kids trying to flex getting laid.

**This post was edited on Aug 20th 2017 at 3:10:28pm
 
13831257:.Dank said:
2010 was a simpler time
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Yeah this is sexual assault in 2017. Sending this text today will get you blown up on twitter, instagram, and Facebook and someone will probably email a screenshot to your boss and get you fired.

I watched the movie Sixteen Candles from 1984 I believe and it shocked me that this movie that was considered so tame and family friendly at the time would be boycotted today. China man jokes with typical "oriental music", so much misogyny from a dorky little Anthony Michael Hall towards Molly Ringwald.

Change is change and progress is progress but I'm so sick an tired of the oppression and victim olympics that have replaced baseball as the national pastime.

Sometimes are jokes are just jokes.

Ok, unsolicited and only peripherally relevant rant over. Pce
 
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