Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"


whats up girlAsstin!hey i have a serious questionWhat sir?can i tap that?5:46pmAlways. Hahascore
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Me: HeyHer: helloMe: wats uo?Her: just watchin 2 and a half men wbuMe: nothing. i got a serious question..Her: okay...Me: when you gonna let me tap that?Her: you can come over right now if you want

 
Me: Hey

Girl: Hey what's up?

Me: Not too much, can I ask you a serious quesiton?

Girl: Of course :)

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Girl: LOOOOOL.

Girl: Whenever you want.

Me: Sick.

 

hey whats up?sup wit itnot much hey i got a serious question to ask youshootcan i tap that?too young7:10pmbummer
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nice try though

Ashley Battersby haha

 
Me: So uh jessica..Her: whaty? (;Me: i got a serious question..Her: whass that?Me: when you gonna let me tap that?Her: you already have, more then twice, what more could you possibly want? Bahahahaha!!!!
 
Psh, texting is gay, so I did it in person...

Me: So.... when can I tap dat?

Her: Wait what did you say?

(and randomly, a counselor walks up behind me and pats me on the back and says "dont be embarrassed")

Awkward turtle......
 
oh so i have a really serious questionyes...when are you gonna let me tap dat??hahahahaha whatcan i tap datchances of that are really unlikely. shot down!lolzhaahha sorry?nah its chill that was a pretty solid answerhaha well i have a boyfriend so like yeah oh wasn't aware of thathaha it's all goodso what you're trying to say is you want to but you cant ; )10:30pmhahaah eh.

haha i got pwned
 
try 2
10:41pmhey whats upnot to much! what about you?just coolin it watchin some tvwell thats funnnyepso i have a serious questionhaha okay, shootwhen are you gonna let me tap dat??hahahahaha wow...dont laugh, serious question...thats not a serious question

touche, woman, touche...
 
me: hey can i ask you a serious question?her: sure, what is it? :)me: when you gunna let me...tap that?her: since when did you want to fuck me? me: a while now, so when you gunna let me tap that?her: come to my house tomorrow and we will talk :)

bi-WINNING
 
Me: Hey

Her: hey! whats up?

Me: I have a serious question to ask you.

Her: Is it the same serious question spencer asked me?

Me: He beat me too it, shit.

Lol my friend won that one
 
holy fuck, did this and had the usual convo (ie: can i tap dat, lol no) then i showed her the link and turns out she snowboards and used to have an account on ns. weird fucking shit
 
me:hey can i ask you a serious quesion?her: K what?

me: so when you gunna let me tap dat?

her: no. last time hurt.

me: sorry, i cant shrink.. :S

her: read but didnt reply.
 
im pretty sure if I did that, i'd either get "yeah okay" and it would never actually go down or they'd be really pissed off cause thats what girls are best at.
 
Me: Jersey can I ask you a serious question?

Her: Yeah.

Me: When you gunna let me... tap dat?

Her: What?

Me: When you gunna let me tap dat

Her: Whaaaaat?

Me: When can I tap dat!

Her: Never.

:(
 
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Dime.5: Haha wai..really?

Me: ...

Dime.5: Daniel! Answers!

Me: I asked the question first.

Dime.5: Well obviously whenever you would like

victory
 
Me: Heey whats up!

her: heeeeeey :)

me: Can i ask you somethin?

her: Ya sure

me: when you gonna let me tap dat?

her: ahhaaha, you wanna fuck me?

me: mhmmm

her: :D lol....im not hot or anything (trust me, shes a fucking baaaabe)

me: I'll come over tomorrow

her: kaay :))

during this sexting experience (and its still continuing) i had total doubts she would be down lmao.

can you say bi-winning?
 
Me: heyyo

question for duffgirl

her: yusss

me: when you gonna let me tap dat?

her: loooooooooool

me: for realz

her: umm

in 10 years

I can wait.
 
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