Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"
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TheStudioCC
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Totally forgot about this trying it again for sure
MatsoFatso
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Me: Hey
Her: Hey you!
Me: I gotta question for you..
Her: Whats up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Lol tap what exactly?
Me: Dat ASS!
Her: Oh ya? Well come and get it, im all yours!
Me: Haha Yess!
GREAT SUCCESS!! I LIKE..
Her: Hey you!
Me: I gotta question for you..
Her: Whats up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Lol tap what exactly?
Me: Dat ASS!
Her: Oh ya? Well come and get it, im all yours!
Me: Haha Yess!
GREAT SUCCESS!! I LIKE..
skichicky3
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Hansel tried this on me...
Ilovewhitestuff
Member
me: hey
her: heey
me:whats up?
her:nm nm hbu
me: ntm
can i ask you a serious question?
her: yaa suree
me: when u gunna let me tap dat?
her: wow
do i even know u
besides ur luaras bro
laura"s
(this was funny because i have maybe talked to her like once in my life, and she knows my sister).
her: heey
me:whats up?
her:nm nm hbu
me: ntm
can i ask you a serious question?
her: yaa suree
me: when u gunna let me tap dat?
her: wow
do i even know u
besides ur luaras bro
laura"s
(this was funny because i have maybe talked to her like once in my life, and she knows my sister).
shocker611
Active member
i cannot believe how well this just worked
katalina
Member
me: hahahahahaha
FUCK
what commercial though
MV: have you see nthat commercial where that chick is standing between the guy and the keg of keystone and the one guy says "when are you gonna let me tap that?" meaning the keg, but the other guy thinks hes talkin about his GF so he punches him
its funny as fuck
but you wouldnt makeout with me with peanut butter in my mouth so never.
littleyou gotta give a little to get
you gotta give a little to get alittle*
ButchCassidy
Member
Me: Can i ask you a question?
Her: Yeah.
Me: When can i tap dat?
Her: shut up
Her: Yeah.
Me: When can i tap dat?
Her: shut up
steezc-ross
Member
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: When and Where
Me: Serious
Her:Ya
Me: Im excited
Her: Really?
Me: ya when i dont have a girlfriend we can
Her: Sweet i cant wait
This is awesome
Her: When and Where
Me: Serious
Her:Ya
Me: Im excited
Her: Really?
Me: ya when i dont have a girlfriend we can
Her: Sweet i cant wait
This is awesome
pmsnow
Member
I went for redemption on a different chick that texted me first
her- i got my septum pierced
me- my dick just got limp and floppy but send a pic
her- picture
me- so when are you going to let me tap dat?
her- I thought you peeped was limp
me- I could always hit it from behind. Just keep your face forward
her- thats so fucked up
me- hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Fine not from behind. So when?
her- you are such an asshole. BYE
Failed twice lol
her- i got my septum pierced
me- my dick just got limp and floppy but send a pic
her- picture
me- so when are you going to let me tap dat?
her- I thought you peeped was limp
me- I could always hit it from behind. Just keep your face forward
her- thats so fucked up
me- hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Fine not from behind. So when?
her- you are such an asshole. BYE
Failed twice lol
FBGM
Active member
me: i have a question
dirty_griddle: you should ask it
me: when can I tap that?
dirty_griddle: And that refers to what?
me: …
dirty_griddle: I was asking you what you would like to tap because I wasn’t completely sure what "that" was
me: Oh well I was wondering when you would allow me to play taps with you.
dirty_griddle: We could play taps whenever
me: Oh okay. So when can I tap that?
dirty_griddle: Tomorrow definitely tomorrow
me: excellent
dirty_griddle: you should ask it
me: when can I tap that?
dirty_griddle: And that refers to what?
me: …
dirty_griddle: I was asking you what you would like to tap because I wasn’t completely sure what "that" was
me: Oh well I was wondering when you would allow me to play taps with you.
dirty_griddle: We could play taps whenever
me: Oh okay. So when can I tap that?
dirty_griddle: Tomorrow definitely tomorrow
me: excellent
Montville57
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Alright I just did it this is how it went. Me: hey. Her: ....whose this. Me: ohhh your such a tease. So uhh when you gunna let me tap dat Her: WHO THE HE'LL ARE YOU. As you can tell she wants my penis inside of her
.coloRADo.
Member
Me: hey dood can I ask you a quick question?
Him: of course..
Me: can I tap dat?
Him: no.
Me: o...
Him: but I'll let you hit dis.
Me: hehe
Winna winna!
Him: of course..
Me: can I tap dat?
Him: no.
Me: o...
Him: but I'll let you hit dis.
Me: hehe
Winna winna!
vandersteeze
Active member
Me: Hey Kaley howsit goin?
Her: Good. You?
Me: Hahahah good! I'm coming back to Santa Cruz in a few weeks and I was wondering if I could tap that ass?
Me: And I mean that in the most respectable way possible
ahahhahaha
No Reply
So much for Santa Cruz girls
ahahha
Her: Good. You?
Me: Hahahah good! I'm coming back to Santa Cruz in a few weeks and I was wondering if I could tap that ass?
Me: And I mean that in the most respectable way possible
ahahhahaha
No Reply
So much for Santa Cruz girls
ahahha
vandersteeze
Active member
Hahahah I guess she just took so long writing a fucking long ass reply
What the hell? Fuck you kyle. Don't ever text me again. Lose my fucking number you creep. What the fuck would ever make you think I would want to fuck you especially with just asking like that. You're rude and an ass hole. Go find some bitch that's easy instead of pathetically trying to get with someone who one of your good friends was pretty much dating. The only reason I ever hung out with you was because you were friends with Connor. Go fuck yourself bitch FUCK YOU
Damn hahah
What the hell? Fuck you kyle. Don't ever text me again. Lose my fucking number you creep. What the fuck would ever make you think I would want to fuck you especially with just asking like that. You're rude and an ass hole. Go find some bitch that's easy instead of pathetically trying to get with someone who one of your good friends was pretty much dating. The only reason I ever hung out with you was because you were friends with Connor. Go fuck yourself bitch FUCK YOU
Damn hahah
vandersteeze
Active member
Can I tap that?
vandersteeze
Active member
The epicness continues, she must have just read the respectable part ahahah
"Respectable? Are you fucking kidding me? That is the most disrespectful thing I have ever had said to me. I have never been more offended. Im not some whore and I'm sure as hell not some booty call. I said it before and I'll say it again...GO FUCK YOURSELF AND LOSE MY NUMBER BITCH."
Fuuckk
"Respectable? Are you fucking kidding me? That is the most disrespectful thing I have ever had said to me. I have never been more offended. Im not some whore and I'm sure as hell not some booty call. I said it before and I'll say it again...GO FUCK YOURSELF AND LOSE MY NUMBER BITCH."
Fuuckk
vandersteeze
Active member
lul
vandersteeze
Active member
When you make it out to the west coast beybe
vandersteeze
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Well you have a house you can stay at if you ever make it out 
ahahahah
ahahahah
TonyMacaroni
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QuoteReply.
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Me: HeyHer: HayMe: how are youuuHer: im swell.. in a mental sence. how are you?Me: Im great, going skiing saturday.Me: Now can i ask you a serious question?Her: sure canMe: Can i tap dat?Her: lolololz newschoolerz
k-rob
Active member
Me: Yo whats up
Her: Playing geetar you?
Me: Just ate supper, chinese food. can i ask you a very serious question?
Her: Yum ginger beef! you defs can.
Me: When you gon let me tap dat?
Her: I don't know if you can DAT ASS kevin
Me: Well we could find out
Her: Oh steal away my virginity don't you
Me: I don't steal
Her: Borrow?
Me: Sure you could just lend it to me for a while
Her: Okay, I expect it back in mint condish
Her: Playing geetar you?
Me: Just ate supper, chinese food. can i ask you a very serious question?
Her: Yum ginger beef! you defs can.
Me: When you gon let me tap dat?
Her: I don't know if you can DAT ASS kevin
Me: Well we could find out
Her: Oh steal away my virginity don't you
Me: I don't steal
Her: Borrow?
Me: Sure you could just lend it to me for a while
Her: Okay, I expect it back in mint condish
