texas hold'em

Doobie22

Doobie22

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anyone else play, its gettin really big nowadays.

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Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

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NWFT for life!
 
I just spent the weekend camping, drinking beer, and playing hold em'. Needless to say it was excellent.

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i find it amusing to watch people play it, thinking they're all cool by doing it....yet, they dont even know the proper 'etiquette' of playing cards...its fun..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
yeah i play a shitload in games all around where i live, there are so many gambling rings around here and i prolly play 3 or 4 times a week, and its pretty nice cause its damn profitable

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
I just lost about $20 playing because I jumped in to fast the first couple hands and lost most of my money right off the back. Main thing is you gotta fold when you need to.

patj
 
you play the players your playing against, not just your cards

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
yeah man it's the shit

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
im alright at it, i play once a week with my friends, ive only actually played like 5 times with money, so im getting better

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Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
 
I hate playing kids who suck....they play hands that no good player would play, so I find a lot of times its harder to beat them because its all luck with shitty kids. I like playing in casinos more.

'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'
 
i had never played before, and i went over to a friends house and played

i had no idea what i was doing, but somehow i won almost every hand

Jeff

Poniverus
 
aah i hate omaha

shitty players can beat the hell out of good players often, just because theyre so random and play shitty hands in differenty ways.

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it's hard to call the shitty one's cause you never know if they got the goods or the usuall shit, then when ya do call, the little fucks got a full house or some shit like that. man, it pisses me off.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
'some time nothing is a pretty good hand'

-Cool hand luke-

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