Tesla the new revision?

-skian-

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Tesla keeps moving the release date back again and again, and they have loads of preorders that they are using to fund the creation that they are paying for. Now they've released a new car that is planning on using technology that has not yet been developed, and are taking preorders on just a concept. Fishy?
 
Insider info: Tesla bounced payroll checks last week, they're on the verge of bankruptcy. It's not surprising, they've literally never turned a profit despite being the only brand in their space. There's about to be a whole lot of competition in the electric car market and Tesla isn't capable of continuing.
 
Bil Wanrooy will finally literally disappear off the face of the Earth by teaming up with Elon and hopping on a SpaceX with him to avoid all the hassles of life.
 
13860994:-eREKTion- said:
Insider info: Tesla bounced payroll checks last week, they're on the verge of bankruptcy. It's not surprising, they've literally never turned a profit despite being the only brand in their space. There's about to be a whole lot of competition in the electric car market and Tesla isn't capable of continuing.

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13860994:-eREKTion- said:
Insider info: Tesla bounced payroll checks last week, they're on the verge of bankruptcy. It's not surprising, they've literally never turned a profit despite being the only brand in their space. There's about to be a whole lot of competition in the electric car market and Tesla isn't capable of continuing.

That's wild dude hadn't heard that... I dont care that much for the cars personally, but honestly I would bet if tesla was about to go bankrupt, Elon Musk will just pump money into it. I mean if a "revision" scenario happened to tesla it would tarnish the name insanely, and I dont see the musk man risking that.
 
13860994:-eREKTion- said:
Insider info: Tesla bounced payroll checks last week, they're on the verge of bankruptcy. It's not surprising, they've literally never turned a profit despite being the only brand in their space. There's about to be a whole lot of competition in the electric car market and Tesla isn't capable of continuing.

source?
 
13861040:RousedWits said:
That's wild dude hadn't heard that... I dont care that much for the cars personally, but honestly I would bet if tesla was about to go bankrupt, Elon Musk will just pump money into it. I mean if a "revision" scenario happened to tesla it would tarnish the name insanely, and I dont see the musk man risking that.

Elon won't have to pump money into it. If Tesla goes bankrupt no Chapter 11 court would be stupid enough to break up the assets. The factories, the software repositories, and the human capital are worth far more as a coherent unit. Tesla will continue to exist, perhaps under new leadership but every bullish retard who's invested in a company who's yet to make a single dollar will lose their money. An analogy I've heard is that Tesla is like the Channel Tunnel, tremendously costly but also wildly beneficial to society as a whole. The only problem with the Channel Tunnel is that everyone who invested lost their money.
 
13861048:Chubz. said:

A friend of a friend at Tesla. Admittedly, it's not a super reliable source but in concrete evidence there are at least two big activist funds (Kynikos and Pershing Square) taking out positions against Tesla. Elon is an interesting guy and a genius but he doesn't appear to care about profitability, he joked that he'll probably get to Mars before Tesla makes a penny. That's not sustainable or even ethical.
 
13861072:-eREKTion- said:
A friend of a friend at Tesla. Admittedly, it's not a super reliable source but in concrete evidence there are at least two big activist funds (Kynikos and Pershing Square) taking out positions against Tesla. Elon is an interesting guy and a genius but he doesn't appear to care about profitability, he joked that he'll probably get to Mars before Tesla makes a penny. That's not sustainable or even ethical.

This is false.

Source: Friend at Tesla.
 
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