Tequila is my secret lover...

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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Ok... so this is what happened on friday night... I've been wanting to post this story for a while now.. anyways so the night started off good beer after, beer after, beer. so after about a good 7 beers some smart person decided to bring out the tequila. Well i took a good 4 slams of that... chased by lemon juice(by the way one of the best ways to chase tequila) but back to the real point of the story.. after all the beers i was drinking i hand really felt the drunk untill that tequila got into me.. i slowly turned into a sexual predator, and blacked out. so morning i wake up in some persons house. I had never been there before, everything was so confuzing. My shoes werent at the front door, so Here i am leaving some persons house without my shoes... and I'm walking and call a buddy to pick me up. so after he picks me up i go back to the place where i was partieing.. and this is what had happened apparently i made out with a girl thats about 16(I'm turning 20, but not my fault if i had been soper i would have made a good decicion and said no, but she was hot... but back on track here) so I was sliding up beside random chicks putting my arms around them and look at them and being like "hey, whats up?" then I'd move my hand down from the shoulder and grope them then leave on to the next girl.. then one girl i know pretty well i did that to and i was like "hey, give me a hug", she said no and i was like "But you OWE me!" then i was like ok i'm gonna give you a back message and started to give her a back message, and one of my buddies was like umm i dont think she like that... and this is all i had to say was "Shhhhhhhhh..." Aside from all that I was preventing some girls from leaving cause I wanted to walk them home, but they wouldnt let me... so they left through a window and i didnt follow... then there was one point where i was like showing everyone the brain goat and so on and so forth... but there was one thing i found out after that special night of disaster... A cop had been talking to us.. and dont ask what was running through my head when this happened cause I have no idea.. but me and a couple people were talking to a cop and i was holding my balls and I yelled "my BALLS are COLD!" and apparently the cop just rolled his eyes and walked away... hahaha so i think that might have prevented me from going into the drunk tank.. but yah all in all it was a good night.. anyone have a night that eventful on tequila? or anyone ever got really messed on tequila?
 
and i now realise this is full of spelling mistakes but if you cant undetstand it highlight it and I'll correct it for you I'm pretty sure its not bad to the point of not being able to understand my story
 
i found my shoes... but i still dont have them.. apparently i took someone elses and yah they took mine so we did a switcheroo of the shoes i guess
 
Hard A is a bitch to me. Sometimes I'll puke just after two or three shots for some reason. But on other nights.... I pounded 5 shots of captain morgan all in a row and I didnt feel shit the entire night. I stick with beer, its more friendly and predictable.
 
if you prepare for the night you can drink tons and tons you just gotta eat alot before you drink and do it at a compfertable pace
 
a little bit... but not as bad as a chick that shit her pants that night.. haha and no i didnt try to hit that up she was one of my buddies GF that did it so its even more funny
 
last time i was drunk i got body checked on a trampoline by 2 eleven year old girls then drop kicked in the chest.... what 11 year old girls where doing at a party i have no idea.
 
aha that's weird. My grandpa has dyslexia really bad and lemme tell ya, I get at least 3 emails a week that are just undecipherable.
 
i fucking hate dudes like you. you think being drunk is an excuse to be a sketchy fuck. take a hint girls hate it, no matter how cool you are. fuck you dont be a tool. douchebag
 
haha, tequila is the devil, here is my lastest tequila adventure...

Allright, so I start the night off really earily, like 6 o'clock, just drinking beers and watching tv, so by about eleven, my friends decide its time to bring out the tequila, they wanted chasers, I said fuck that and pounded like four shot. Now party time. So somehow I end up at a party like two miles away from my dorm, and procede to down tequila like no other. There were mad chicks there, and one really wanted my nuts, but I thought I could do better. Then, I see a bottle of wine, finish it and black out. (The next day I found out I went up behind chick and turned them around made out with them, and tried to get them to give me head) So then the party gets busted by the cops, my homies and I apparently split somehow and ran for like 2 hours, got food, chilled in a park, and ran from the cops. So now its like 3 am, and I start to come back, I go go into my dorm, and pass out in the bathroom. Next thing I know, I'm laying in the hall wall with some bitch cop yelling at me to breath into a breathalizer. There were like paramedics, and shit loads of firefighters there too for some reason. Then I blow a .09(haha I actually beat that shit soooo good:) ) Then I'm in the parking lot hand cuffed in the back of a car, I pass out yet again. I wake up the next morning in a drunk tank, like "where the fuck am I?" To add to it my entire arm was covered in blood and cut up(I had a cast on from a broken wrist/thumb, so they put that shit on mad tight on my arm = worst pain ever) So after one of my bro's bails me out, I end up with an MIP, bloody arm, hangover, and I'm covered in mud(apparently I fell in a stream/creek while running form the cops)

so sorry that it so long, but long story short, tequila = bad
 
At my fraternity's date party last spring, I had a very bad experience with tequila.

It was about 1:30 AM and all of our liquor was gone. So we only had beer left. Idk (blows my mind) but there are some girls that wont drink beer. So I offered to take some people up to my room to drink some more liquor. I was pretty drunk at this time and didn't realize the consequence of my descision.

This is the point where i don't remember anything...

But apparently I had like half like half a fifth of Cherry Three Olives in my room left. So one round of shots and that was gone. So I look on my mini bar... and all i have left is an unopened bottle of Cuervo. I started pouring everyone shots and cutting up limes (how i didn't cut my fingers i dont know". But then a bunch of people that were in a much better condition than I was, backed off and said "fuck that I'm not drinking tequila now". So now I have 6 shots of tequila sitting infront of me on my mini bar, and only one girl wanted to do one... So i did one with her... still 4 left. For some reason i didn't want to pour them back in the bottle. I drank the 4 remaining in a span of like 2 minutes. So basically ontop of being completely smashed I did 5 shots of tequila in 5 minutes. I passed out in my chair at my desk. My door is open and everybody leaves, and my date is pissed.

Story's not over just yet. Apparently I woke up a few hours later. Started hitting on one of my other brothers dates. One thing lead to another and I woke up in her dorm room with her the next morning, with a big "WTF!"

Tequila is a nice starter. If you're doing a few shots before you go out or something. It's a (as Enlightener would say) EPIC mistake if you're doing tequila after, let's say... 11:30 PM.

 
Not really a good one but:

One night there were 3 or 4 of us drinkin in this kids basement. We finished like 1/2 or 3/4 a bottle of absolute vodka, couple shots of gin (if you havent tried it...dont) and some other shit, all Hard A. well after a while i pass out, I was pritty fucked up. I wake up like 30 min later and am like where the fuck is my phone. I figure out one of the other kids called 1-800-BIG TITS 5 or 6 times. We were all pritty sloshed so i didnt really do anything. plus im a happy drunk so it was all good. The next morning, I wake up and the kid that used my phone had puked all over the place. Fucking told the mother of the house that he was wicked sick and she totally bought it.

Not that good of a story. But it was a great night. The kid that puked hasnt drank hard alchy since.
 
Who are you to say what the fuck i do.. dude.. i was soo wasted i didnt remember the night.. or did you not get that from the story you just read... Its assholes like you that ruin parties and call the cops when cool shit like this doesnt happen to you.. Heres a hint the next time you get really fucking wasted and dont remember the night try not to do something stupid... stupid shit happens when you drink tequila.. so why dont "YOU!" Quit being a cumfilled pussfilled sack and shut up and fucking read next time you hear about someone that got super wasted.
 
^ yeah dude, when u black out. you dont have any control of what you do. it wasnt really his falt. evidentally you havent been wasted before.
 
it'd be pretty funny if they dialed 1-800-boob-tit or tit-boob... i would have if i was drunk.. I'd be like i want boobs and tits... but theres no room for both.. maybe I'll just have 1 boob and 1 tit that makes a pair doesnt it... but hey thats just me being random
 
hahaha your stupid fucking story doesnt impress me. Your not that rad for being a sketch ball. trust me dude, graduate from highschool and go to a real party somewhere without 16 year old girls and try to pull that shit. you'll get your ass stomped and wake up with no idea what happened. then people will tell you that you acted like a douche bag and some dudes beat the fuck out of you.
 
kids from school go to a park neear the school and get super drunk for the night. cops are there but they dont do anything unless your causing trouble or if your caught with alchol in your hand while your underage. its pretty awesome but this year apparently theyre being stict because there were complaints about beer bottles and loud noises from the houses around the park
 
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you are so the man. getting drunk is awesome and it makes people think more of you.
 
Im a pretty steady drinker, and i dont think ive ever really blacked out or anything like that.... what am i doing wrong here?
 
i was in my friends rv right outside his house and drank about a half a bottle of tequilla and fell out the front door and fell asleep on the dirt. his dad found me at like 6 in da mornig and kiked me and left. i was pissed.
 
we went to go visit family in quebec a few summers ago and my dad decided to deuce a 40 of tequilla (i think it was petrone ) with his best bud that he hadn't seen in 10 years after going to the bar. wow the wives were PISSED off. hahaha
 
one time i drank tequila and i DIDN'T get arrested/date rape someone/make an ass out of myself/puke all over/hurt myself. am i doing it wrong?

 
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