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h3ofilms

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the gym im a member at, my best friend and i play everynight...99 percent of the people there take tennis so damn serious..its funny shit..i show up every nite in a hoodie and camo headband to make fun of myself and them, and we hit the ball all over the place, grunt, i played with my shorts almost around my knees, and we just generally have a good time

why is everyone else that plays tennis a royal dick? people tried to get us kicked off the court just because we werent 'trying hard enough' meaning 'we were actually having fun'

i hate stuck up rich people because if someone else is having a good time, they try to fuck it up for other people

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah

 
my grandpa built a clay court pratically in my back yard like 40 years ago so i dont have worry about getting in trouble for messing around. But where i caddy rich stuck up bastards are all over the place.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
Tennis is good sport, that you cant take seriously.

FARP

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i played tennis this week w/ my friend thats pretty good, and we got like a total of 19 volley's i was so stoked about that!

So this one time at ski camp...
 
i like tennis for the feeling of 'damn that was a good shot'

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah

 
^i like golf for the same reason. Tennis is really fun, especially once you get decent enough to be able to control your shots.

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tennis is a game of the rich old people.. its how it goes, but playin tennis is fun to fuck around with. Although its better if your actually good and can hit some quality shots back and forth. Playing tennis after couple beers if got damn immpossible though.

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One of my good friends was on the all state winning tennis team, and during matches him and the other top 3 singles players would try to see who could finish quicker or let the opponent score less. They would yell mid match 'how many points he gotten so far?' and stuff like that, and also if they hit their opponent with the ball the others would owe them a buck, for a headshot it was 5.

 
i don't really like tenis

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

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I love tennis. I play almost every day. Yeah i belong to this local club and its basically filled with old people who hog the courts everyday. When my brother and I start playing, they try and kick us off of the courts asking if we are members and such crap. Saying that we have to have our passes on, screw it, none of them wear any club notification too. Stupid old people.

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tennis is mad fun me and my friend used to play every night over the summer a few years back but then we just kinda stopped but yea every1 takes it so seriously esp. when your ball goes into their court on accident

its all about the 609
 
i play tennis everyday. ive been playing for like 10 years now. i moved into a house a couple years ago with a court in the yard. its tight shit

 
Ya tennis is mad fun once you get good enough to control your shots, hit different slice and topspin shots, and hit different serves (flat, kick, slice, etc). I try to not take it seriously but I still find myself getting pissed when Im losing.

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Tennis rules if you have someone cool to play it with. Not a bitch that whines when he's losing. I have a 100 times more fun p^laying with my friend then with my parents cause I can laugh.

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i hate the summer cause all i do is oaf around and watch wimbeldon for like 10 hours a day. well...its not on that long, but you know what i mean.

I dont want a large Farva!

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