Tell me, what's my lesson?

he just soiled my brain

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
you first

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
im confoosed

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
um what???

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
Oh I'm a fuck ass!....

Enough!

what's a fuckass?

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
a fuckass my dear boy is some one who fucks ass

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I like my ball hair,keeps them warm when i ski

 
haha yeah. you know that gym teacher? yeah... my brother told her to stick a book up her ass.

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
ya im waiting for an answer...

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
if someone told you to do that, that person must have been the biggest retard ever

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Ive seen heaven

Ive seen hell

believe in neither

but fear them as well
 
Donnie Darko... and the thread title is from Mad World, which is a really good song, which is why there are two different versions of it in the movie.

''When can I squeeze one out?''

''Not until 8th grade.''

Teddy

SRMC

SFHNC: 200/2000

 
Tears For Fears sings the faster one, closer to the beginning of the movie, and Gary Jules sings the version that closes the movie... the slower one.

Teddy

SRMC

SFHNC: 200/2000

 
all around me are familiar faces

worn out places, worn out faces

bright and early for the daily races

going nowhere, going nowhere...

their tears are filling up their glasses

no expression, no expression

hide my head i want to drown my sorrow

no tomorrow, no tomorrow...

i find it kind of funny

i find it kind of sad

the dreams in which i'm dying

are the best i've ever had...

i find it hard to tell you

i find it hard to take

when people run in circles

it's a very very...

mad world

mad world

children waiting for the day they feel good

happy birthday, happy birthday

and they feel the way that every child should

sit and listen, sit and listen...

went to school and i was very nervous

no one knew me, no one knew me

hello teacher, tell me, what's my lesson

look right through me, look right through me...

i find it kind of funny

i find it kind of sad

the dreams in which i'm dying

are the best i've ever had

i find it hard to tell you

i find it hard to take

when peope run in circles

it's a very very

mad world

mad world

mad... world...

Wow, I just wrote that whole thing out...

Anyways, what a movie.

Teddy

SRMC

SFHNC: 200/2000

 
To suck a fuck:

1. find yourself a dick head guy who is being what is known as a fuck, aka: dousch, ass, gay

2. suck him, aka:give him head

 
yes, i especially like the part where he tells the fat chinese girl to go back to China, quite hilarious

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
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