Tell me the time you shid ur pants

[ASSholebomber22]

I had a good friend once say 'I don't trust anyone that hasn't shit their pants as a grown ass adult'. And it stuck. Like shit. In your pants. So tell me your story.

Here's mine: buddy's bachelor party we had a cabin up near blackhawk and we were boozin and losin all our chips. About a dozen coors in I try to rip one at the roulette table only to be greeted with the greasiest wet beer fart bubble I've ever had. I waddle to the bathroom to fix it the best I could but I suffered self conscious guilt the rest of the night thinking that everyone could smell my shitty ass and it would be known that i was the guy who shit himself at the party.

 

[TheMoostafian]

There's actually already a thread about this

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/933075/Who-else-feels-bad-for-eheath

 

[ASSholebomber22]

There's actually already a thread about this

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/933075/Who-else-feels-bad-for-eheath

Your story was inspiration but it's a pita to tag on mobile

 

[piss.boy]

I havent shit in years

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Currently shitting my pants

 

[skierman]

You can read all about it in the February 2006 issue of Freeskier magazine.

 

[Slowbro]

Not me but like 10 yrs ago my older brother was on T3s after oral surgery and hadnt shit in a while. He decided to go skiing after a few days and landed heavy off a rail, causing him to take a massive shit in his new Salomon pants.

 

[GrapeHunter]

went up spring skiing in HS, family had the flu, i puked all over the base of the mountain. went home, kept puking my guts out all night. got up from sleeping to puke again, puked so hard i blew an xl load of diarrhea down both of my legs and out the bottom of my pants. all while trying to aim for the toilet with my bawf. took my pants off, threw them outside, wiped my legs off as best as i could, went back to bed

 

[ASSholebomber22]

went up spring skiing in HS, family had the flu, i puked all over the base of the mountain. went home, kept puking my guts out all night. got up from sleeping to puke again, puked so hard i blew an xl load of diarrhea down both of my legs and out the bottom of my pants. all while trying to aim for the toilet with my bawf. took my pants off, threw them outside, wiped my legs off as best as i could, went back to bed

You were at home and you didn't even shower? Fuckin animal

 

[SteezyYeeter]

literally right now. if i push ill shit my pants. i wanted to say that. im going to go to the bathroom now

 

[GayWolf420]

Dude I used to blow up the Member bathrooms on golf courses I worked at. Blasting coffee at 5am does things.

 

[Icant_kfed]

I have not shid my pants since 8th grade when the teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom soon enough. Closest I have gotten recently was at the tell a friend tour helping my friend down the mountain when he tore his acl and meniscus but didn’t want to bother with ski patrol

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

There’s an employee bathroom in Northstar village near the ski school. It’s just a bunch of middle aged men with traumatic IBS shits at 8:30 in the morning

Dude I used to blow up the Member bathrooms on golf courses I worked at. Blasting coffee at 5am does things.

 

[GayWolf420]

There’s an employee bathroom in Northstar village near the ski school. It’s just a bunch of middle aged men with traumatic IBS shits at 8:30 in the morning

Yeah nah. Been there done that. Not a good way to wake up.