one of my friends tried to jump a barbwire fence and ended up slicing his nutsack. had to get stitches and i've never seen it but apparently he has a nasty looking scar line on his nutsack.
saw this link so i decided to go, dont its not really that funny.
i fell out of a car. like not pushed, just fell out of a car window was standing up and fell backwards. i wasnt drunk.