Tell me some stuff about Hitler!!!

he was a world renowned economist (won the Time Magazine's Man of the Year in 1938 i believe).

he was half jewish

he was a vegetarian

he created the blowup doll

he had one testicle
 
The way Mein Kampf was written actually shows he was not very intelligent, the English version makes him seem WAY smarter. Half of what he said in speeches was almost jiberish, but he was just that charismatic.
 
he dated his nieceno matter how warm he feels, Hitler will never take off his coat in public.Adolf Hitler was fascinated by hands.
The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.

 
His birthday is on 4 20. So next time you celebrate, you're also celebrating the birth of Hitler. Hope that won't ruin anyone's 420.
 
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he had intestinal problems which led him to have really bad gas

swear this is true. check it if you don't believe me
 
He broke multiple peace treaties and took over all of czechaslovakia and some of poland. Some say he wanted world war 2 and that was his main goal being in charge of germany
 
the one with the one testicle is a myth i guess. he wasnt of jewish heritage, at least not directly

he fought in WW I and (according to his autobiography) once faced a british soldier unarmed (he was a medic or radio operator anyway) and for some reason the british guy didnt shoot/captured him...

he wanted to study art but wasnt accepted at the academy. had he been accepted, well we dont know.

he tried a putsch in 1924 or so and wasnt charged for treason (judge is said to share equal ideologies) and became a free man after one or two years. had he been thrown to jail for a life-sentence as it was usual for such a crime, well we dont know.

he (or his crew) was the inventor of some movie-marketing things, the frog-perspective comes to my mind. when he was filmed, he looked bigger than he was.

he survived over 30 attempted assassinations.

he wrote mein kampf while in jail after the putsch.

he hated abortions and had fits of rage when he heard about one. obviously nothing was more important to him than an innocent life...

its speculated that his hate on jews was fortified by a jewish girl he was interested him in his youth, but who ignored him.

he had a dog named blonde and it littered during the last days of the war.

he didnt deny jesse owens a handshake. instead he wanted to shake only the hands of germans olympians in 1936, but the IOC told him he should either congratulate ALL athletes or none of them. however, owens later stated that the american president treated him worse after his victories as hitler did.

so much out of my mind, seriously didnt look any of these up so i do not issue a guarantee for any of them.

 
now i got a good one which is very unknown and i forgot it in my last post.

the towns in which his parents lived were evacuated shortly after he had full control in austria. nowadays there is the secondbiggest army-training area in europe (allentsteig) and nothing indicates that people lived here. it is guessed that there was some kind of incest or "un-arian" heritage thingy going on in his family and he wanted to destroy every evidence.

i have been in allentsteig during my time in the military and it is the most depressing place i ever have been. maybe its because it was a cold, cloudy/snowy winter day and i was freezing my ass of driving one of these old bundesheer jeeps, but there is nothing, literally nothing for idk how many miles (and in austria it is pretty rare to drive more than 10 minutes without passing a town or at least a few houses).

 
hitler is. . . . DEAD.

the funny thing is that hitler started a war to purge europe of racial impurity and the result of the war was massive multi-racial immigration into europe.
 
He went to the circus on several occasions in 1933 and sent extremely expensive chocolates and flowers to the female performers. Hitler even remembered their names and would worry about them and their families in the event of an accident.
 
he experienced chemical warfare in WWI and thus refused to use it in WWII.

yet had no problem with mass genocide... dude was messed up thats for sure.
 
Hitler used cocaine so often he would take sedatives to fall asleep. When he was asleep he was hard to wake up so he would take more cocaine to wake up. The reason why the German response to D-Day was delayed was because they couldn't get Hitler to wake up.
 
Possibly one of the greatest orators from the 20th century. He spewed garbage but was such a great speaker he got people to follow him.
 
there was some theory about him being able to escape on a u boat at the end of the war and go to south america. It was kinda trippy.
 
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