Telemarkers are DICKS!

I have similar story!

A friend of mine and another dude were out skiing (this was like 7 years ago).

They were learning to ride switch, and my buddy accidently drove into a women (backwards).

Her husband beat the living shit out of him (an eleven year old kid!!!).

Unfortunly the other dude who was with him is a sissy, so he just watched it all happen.

All in all the dad had to pay my buddy around 7000$.

Everytime I se dicks like the grown ups in this video I think about it, and how sad and pathetic some people can be!
 
Im so happy the guy unstrapped his board and shit at the end. Those skiers were making me so fucking angry. Im glad they got put in their place.
 
watching that video gives me so many more reasons to ski. that dude looked like a douche when he had to sit down to get his board off, and when he was hopping over the the skier dad looked retarded.
also anyone find the skier dad's voice/accent really funny?
 
Shut the fuck up. Don't brand a large group of people based on a grumpy dad. Almost everyone that I know is a telemarker, and they are all some of the best people that I have ever met. You fuckers. I'm sick of the shit that I catch for being a telemarker. It takes way, way more strength and skill to telemark/ nordic ski. You posers should try lifting your ass up off the chairlift or snowmoblie sometime.
 
The Patroll won't throw you off the mountain because some angry dad comes in and screams.

They will only do that if they catch you themself, with doing something wrong!
 
Seen it before, but that guy sounds like he skis 3 weekends a winter.

Hate it when these types of videos come out though, it gives us all a bad rep amongst snowboarders. Still impressive the way the snowboarders handled it. Not saying fighting would have settled it, but they didn't bring any of it upon themselves.

I don't get it though, when I'm on my skis, especially on a trail like that, i'm almost always relaxed and in no fighting mood. Might get a little pissed if someone cuts me off, or bumps into me, but not nearly enough that I'd hit them.
 
You did get that was a joke right?

Also i have nordic skied since i was a little kid and i find it takes no more skill the alpine skiing it just takes time to learn, like anything else.

So stop thinking your such hot stuff.
 
Stop antagonizing me. Its basic logic that skinier, stiffer, edgless skis are going to be much harder to ski, no matter what the circumstances. Its cool that you're a nordic skier, but It deff takes more balance and core strength to telemark on nordic gear then it does to parallel on alpine gear.
 
May be a repost, but that was the first I saw of it, and I was actually laughing out loud a couple of times. The sad part is, that people skiing by probably thought the snowboarders were the jerks and the skiers in teh right. I still can't believe that. It is crazy the entitlement some people have.
 
Power trip all day. I always punch people when they ski by kids, but thats only when I don't call the mountain before hand and have them close it down so I can ski alone.
 
Hilarious!

But this video is so funny, and I hate old guys like that. And they bladder on about the skiier code, the boarder had right of way the WHOLE time haha.
 
Goddammit Dan you beat me to it!

To everyone else, I told him this joke so if your laughing, ITS BECAUSE OF ME (and not whoever told it to me)
 
You know what.. I will never drop on my knee for a face shot!!!

and yes i know how to tally whack. learned from when i was x/c sking

but yeah dicks are dicks what ever they ride.
 
soooo this is exactly why telemarkers suck, even when trying to prove they arent stuck up ass holes they act like stuck up ass holes. why dont you go try some nose butters, oh wait...

 
Tele dudes, please stop taking yourselves so damn seriously already. It's not like Devore does, and I know he's way better than you. Or just stand up and ski like a man. Your choice.
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that was fucking hilarious...Going on about skier code after smacking someone while they're skiing....whatta fucking retard
 
man this is an old vid... but I always hated how the guy took his shirt off, keep that gang shit in the streets. We're not down with the clown here...
 
when in the front your in the right

COOL FUCKING STORY MOM.

she pissed me off the most. literally the sound of her voice makes my blood curdle
 
very well put,and the whole nose butter thing and having to land back seat every time you land is why I fixed the heel.still tele sometimes cause it is more challenging and really fun sometimes, but as far as shredding capabilities go fixing the heel is way better. (this is just my opinion though)
 
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