Mommy, i feel bad posting on such a worthless piece of crap thread, but i thought i might as well. and im going to take this as a rant on all tele skiers, because thats what it is, you arnt adressing only tele jibbers, its all of us.
first of all, i would LOVE to have you come up here to alaska and ski with me. keep in mind we dont have a park little guy, so bring a pair of balls and maybe a sack big enough to hold them, because right now, their sitting loosely in your big mouth making bullshit come out when you talk. your butt would be puckered the whole time, and we all would laugh at the kid who cant hang. maybe its that youv never seen a good telemarker, i dont know. or maybe you saw a douche tele skier in the park thinking he was cool. but man, god knows there arnt any douchebag alpiners or snowboarders out there. no, your right, their definitly all cool.
second of all, who gives a honest fuck whos in the park given its not you.
third, the rants on dirty hippy skiers, go for it. maybe you didnt say it, but someone did. its like making a joke that everyones heard and no one thinks is funny anymore. especially the hippies. they laugh because they feel so much better about themselves than you probably ever could. dont get me wrong, im not a hippy in anyway, but im telling you, they really dont give a rats ass if a 15 yera old park skier gives em shit for skiing more powder than you could probably imagine. no one cares. specially the tele skiers on this site, because im pretty sure that a hippy wouldnt be a member of a website called "newschoolers".
come skiing in alaska or anywhere outside the park with a tele skier. maybe your balls will drop to where they should be and youll learn a thing or two. imagine that.
