telemark jibbing looks gay

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im sure it takes 'skill', but so does deep throating a cock and tickling the balls with your lower lip. it still looks gay.

 
Telemarking is weird, I don't see how it could be that enjoyable to have to ski like that, not to mention the carnage from landing frontseat... falling with touring bindings is bad enough when the tips of your skis stap under your kneecaps.

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I saw a guy literally almost die from doing a half cab on a 15 foot table on telemark skis. It was on real tv.

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i thought those ppl were too busy eating granola, stroking their beards, skiing glades at mad river and what not to be jibbing?

 
im sure mommy would know how much skill it takes to deep throat cock

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Fuck all you guys. Mommy I know your just rrying to piss me off fucktard. We just had this conversation about two weeks ago and ulitmatly I won the argument. Telemark isn't just for BC douche bags. You guys probably just haven't seen any good telemarkers in the park. I've ridden with guys who are better in the park than 95% of the people on this site. Doing 450's onto rails and Cork 9s over the 70 foot tables at Squaw. If you think it's lame it's out of arrogance. Telemarkers deserve their placve in the park just as much as any alpine skier on snowboarder. And with the really good people you'd never even know they were a telemarker. If you saw me throwing a big 180 over a 50 footer landing switch you wouldn't bee able to tell that my heel was free. I think telemarkers looks better landing switch since with a free heel you have to land switch more upright without putting your hands down like most apline skiers do.

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^^how do you keep the heel of your boot on the ski

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thats great..most of us still think its stupid.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
how queer.....well if they made twin tip tele skis maybe id change my mind

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^they do, and also good point on them being to busy at mrg haha, but i dont like telejibbing, you need skill but it looks goofy, personally

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Telestar can throw 180's over 50 foot tables? From another thread, 'hoodratz47

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man i saw u eat shit on a real small 180,, glad u had fun thoug'

You can throw them over 50 footers but not real small ones?

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sure let them in, they can be the clowns of the freestyle world

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Telemark skiing is sick. My friend is going to learn how to do it with his dad in the 'backcountry' of the northeast lol. Don't knock telemark skiing because it is really really fun to do.

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I have no problem with it, I'd rather ski alpine and progress with it rather than change.

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You know, it would take a person as intelligent as me to point this out, but way back when, people were laughing their asses off at stupid motherfuckers skiing on twin tips, and I'll also point out that telemarking is a lot older than freestyling, amd just for the heck of it, I'll point out that the dopest pair of skis I've ever seen are telemarks. Pics here.
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The company who makes these also does custom graphics for around an extra $40 per pair. Any tele skiers interested, check out www.scottybob.com

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they should throw some strings and pickups on those... start a little band.

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tele is insane

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^i was just goign to say what he did... we sound like snowboarders did when we started out coming into the park... and now look where we are... who knos maybe their will be a telemarker in the xgames sometime soon

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Because of Karhu's partnership with Line, there are tele versions of the Mothership (Jak), Chronic (Agent), Assassin MTX Pro (Kodiak), and Assassin MTX (Grizzly). K2 has tele versions of the Public Enemy (Piste Pipe) and the Seth Pistol (Hippy Stinx).

Free your heel:

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Is it difficult to learn? Seems like not many people give credit where its due. Looks cool though, definitely some sweet footage out there, but looks very similar to alpine jibbing in some respects.

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free your heel; free your mind.

is the dumbest fucking shit Ive ever heard in my life. Not only does it not make any sense but it also doesnt make any sense! But seriously every telemarker I've talked to is like yeah I pretty much did all there is to do on alpine skis so I switched over. I have to bite my tounge alot when those assholes talk.

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^yeah those are the dumbass ones! but the ones I know, and ride with, are fuckin sick, kick most alpine skiers asses, and make it look better!

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^ Whoa whoa, bad karma dude. Negative vibes... come on now.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
give credit where its due. tele is way harder then conventional skiing, and its also where skiing originated from. props to all tele skiers

 
yea and for keeping it alive

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word bitches...dont hate on tele...i tele and alpine....im a sponsored alpine skier and compete all the time but i enjoy tele because it has a different feel and its humbling for sure to ride park.....dont hate on the people who are progressing there own sport and having fun with it....instead give them props for trying new shit, and progressing another aspect of skiing.....by the way mad river is chill....and hippy jokes are fucking lame

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i guess they just have such a stereotype

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i dont see why you dont like teleskiing! there both skiing and so what if one doesnt have the heel strapped in, i think it would probably take much more skill to do some stuff, such as land switch because you cant land forward

 
i dont know, it might be a fun thing to do, but it just doesnt seem like the type of sport to go freestyle with.

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haha but a comment like, deepthroating while tickling balls with your lower lip is priceless.

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WOW guys its all skiing who cares. Tele skiings cool all those guys are cool. Josh Madsen is awesome dude kills it on the rails and the tables.

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as far as im concerned they are different sports, just because they are both on two planks doesnt make them interrelated. like snowblading, ski jumping and cross country

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tele is fricking hard... I bet most of these people hating on tele skiers couldn't do more than 10 tele turns before their legs hurt so bad that they quit and started crying. But tele skiers are dirty hippees. Dirty hippees with steeze

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i can't believe this ignorance. telemarking is sick, period.

and personally, once i feel like i have the skills, and when i get enough cash to buy a tele setup, i'm gonna switch over. all i do is look up to tele-markers...

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when i was a kid i used to look down from the lift and be fascinated by them

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The reason why I like it is because my equipment allows me to make alpine and telemark turns. If I've tired out my thighs with the tele-turn, I can always let 'em run parallel for a while (-:

Thanks to everyone here who's decent enough to live and let live. Everyone else needs to grow up.

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i still think tele is ghey

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'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa

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^I still think you're gayer than strawberry pancakes. You don't know shit about telemark so why do you keep posting about it.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

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you have your opinion. we have ours. in the mean time, you should go try some bc switch landings, i bet your hella good at em.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
hahahah telestar wtf thats just my opinion ok we dont need to get personal here.. unless u want to then we could go skiing and i'd bring my double bitied axe and i would kick your ass.

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I just really don't see much of a difference anymore between telemarking and alpine skiing. Tele equipment has evolved with alpine stuff. We now ski big burly plastic boots with bombproof bindings and big fat twin tip skis. Tele skiers can pretty much do anything alpine skiers can do. Not to be cocky but I can honestly say I'm the best big mountain rider at my hill without a doubt and there are tons of people who would back me up on that statment. And to the comment that hoodratz made about me eating it on that 180 at Hood yeah I did but I hadn't skied in 3 months and I wasn't exactly at my peak level for the season. However when I was at Squaw for spring break I did land a 180 over a 50 footer. I loved watching everyones faces as a skied switch the rest of the way down the hill. I think most of you guys commenting on this really don't know what you are talking about becuase there are so few of us out there. I'm the only one doing at my hill and it's 2,500 acres with 15,000-20,000 people on the weekends. I've heard the scene is getting pretty big in Colorado maybe you all need to go down there and check it out. Then your igrrorant asses will see that we deserve to be in the park just as much as you alpine skiers do.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

You know my steez.
 
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