teenage mutan ninja turtles

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M+M

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there was just a thread about the three ninjas, so how many of you have seen the ninja turtles movies, i own the first two and i they still are so good

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
yea i own like all of them....except the new ones....they were cool up until like 97 or 98 cause they made it gayish. i like leonardo the most...rahpael is cool to.

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
shredder was a pooper

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i think the new cartoon ruined them, and the third movie took it way to far with the trip to japan, they were golden after two movies but killed it on the third

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i love ninja turtles

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
i used to have the 3, but i don't know if my mom gave them away or not

the first two wewre definately quality though

Jeff

Poniverus
 
shredder is crap

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
and the blue one always had to keep him in line

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
I always liked Donatello.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
raph always sapzed out mikey was always joking around leanardo was always serious and donitelo was always smart

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^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i hate these kids trying to make ninja turtles retro. dont ruin a good thing. the new series is very gay. ralph has a dvd collection.

tinkpigers
 
WOOOOOO!!

TMNT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!

I watched all three of them movies last night.

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WEEE I'm Special, I live Under the Bridge!!
 
i just watched the second one a week or so ago, it was some funny shit

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Own all the 3 on both VHS and DVD. Have 5 tshirts, all the original playsets and action figures, the blimp, the van, and the communicator(all original). Have the 1st season of the cartoon on DVD. And of course my favorite turtle....Raphael.

COWABUNGA!

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
Sorry Im a little obsessed^^; I cant help it.

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
The new one's gay (especially the theme song), but when I open the TV and it's one I watch it once in a while.

Favorite: Leonardo, rules so much with his two swords.

Worst: Donnatelo, his weapon is a weak stick, and he's a computer nerd.

Oh and by the way, I used to have TMNJ michealangelo underwear, I rule you all!!!

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
^^Uh...DOUBTFUL. I still own all my Turtles stuff if you didnt read, and I had the costume with the beak/mask, the belt, the arm and knee pads, sais and the green pajamas that made you look like a turtle.

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
dood fuck the movies i use to watch that shyt back in tha day on tv with seasami streeet next bbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeotch

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'she acts like i was supposed to stick around... and i told her FUCK THAT! this isnt elimidate' - yammaTom9

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STENCIL KREW

 
AHAHAHA THE Tv Show was Cool, thats where the movies came from...

BeBop and Rocksteady HAHAHAHA They always got in trouble!!! HAHAHA THat Show was cOol!

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WEEE I'm Special, I live Under the Bridge!!
 
Correction for all you would be Turtles Fans.... the movies were a result of an RPG Game like Dungeons and Dragons they had in the early 80s...the Movies were based off the books and game. Then TV show was based off the movies. The new one is just remaking the show over again so they can whore out another good character(s) for money.

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

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'Chemical bomb

Chemical bomb

Eyes melt, Skin explodes

Everybody's dead

It won't be long

It won't be long

People gonna run around

Losing their heads

A river of blood

Who's gonna live?

The earth is tired of human kind

And I think this world

Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb

 
i love the pizza they had in the cartoons. it was soo gooey and cheezy looking.....sooo good dammit

 
i wish i ddint break my ninja turtles and power rangers...the power rangers i had were special addition and they would be worth 300 right now except the black one which is worht 800....should not have broke them

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
ya i broke all my toys too. when i got too old for toys and just old enough for pellet guns I shot all my toys with pellet guns. the ninja turtles held up amazing; those shells are tough. the GI joes exploded pretty good though. I loved turtles back in the day. I just watched TMNT II. it was classic. and I was gonna get TNMT 1 with my pizzas, but pizza hut was out of movies. I was sad.

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yeah i broke mine too, i am so pissed, i have the origanal game for nintendo and the one for super nintendo, and i have the comic books, and episodes on VHS, yeah i was ubsessed, i have so many power rangers on VHS, they took that god damn show WAY to fucking far, there are like 8000000 versions and it pisses me off

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^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
the show was sick and the movies are great , i own the one with the fuckin mutant lizard and rat thing , sweet movie , but does anyone else realize that the toys they're puttin out for the show are like the exact same ones i had when i was like 7? i felt ripped man and sold my shit to the kids down the street , except for my new TMNT mesh trucker which is awsoem

 
I have a fuckin teenage mutant ninja turtles sleeping bag!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
lol they're all stoners and like to munch out on their pizza and stuff, dood. i remember that shit, the only good stuff was the cartoons from back in the day, the movies were pretty gay.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
ninja turtle were awesome... who was your favorite ninja turtle? i think mine was raphael was that the one with the swords?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i was rapheal, the red one, when i was a kid, me and all my guy friends would dress up as them, we had these plastic turtle shells and everything, SOO SWEET. why aren't kids toys as cool as they used to be

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
i met hte red one backin the day i have a pic of me and my bro with him and im crying i dont know why

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wanna lick the bowl?
 
michelangelo was the best, no doubt

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
yo who was the guy with the swords and he carried them on his back? i thought that guy was the coolest

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Tisk tisk tisk; posting in a TMNT not knowing the turtles:

Leonardo: Blue Eye band: 2 Katanas, carried on his back

Michaelangelo: Orange Eye band; 2 Nunchucks on his waist

RAPHAEL(The Best): Red Eye Band; 2 Sais on his waist

Donatello: Purple Eye band; Bo Staff carried on his back

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
^^^ man has got it, but you forgot there personalitys

mikey - funny

donitelo - smart

raph - mean

leonardo - leader thing guy

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
yea leonardo was my favorite... i thought his swords were so cool... what was the rat dudes name?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i just gave my toys away like a month ago.....i used to be afraid of the begginning cuz walker texas ranger was on before......fuckin chuck norriss

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
 
fuckin chuck norriss ^ hahaha dodgeball was so funny... i forget what happened to my ninja turtles toys... i think my brothers blew one up with a fire cracker... that was a sad day...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
rat dude= splinter

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
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